As you should be. Ice cream is important.
Audrey
Did you seriously send me ice cream???
Me
I would have brought it myself, but both of my cats are laying on me, so I’m not allowed to move.
Audrey
That is a rule. Thank you, Jamie. That was incredibly sweet of you.
Me
Promise to save me a bite? I need to know how good this flavor is.
Audrey
You sent me two half gallons. I highly doubt I’ll eat them both in the next twenty-four hours.
Jeez, how many toppings are in here?
Me
It’s possible I may have gone overboard. It’s entirely too easy to add things to an online cart.
Audrey
I haven’t had magic shell topping in years!
Oh, Ghirardelli has a fudge topping? YUM.
Wow, there’s a cupcake flavor of magic shell! And how many containers of sprinkles did you SEND?
Me
I lost track.
Audrey
This poor shopper must have been incredibly concerned.
Me
Why do you think that?
Audrey
She hand wrote a note that says “He’s not worth it. All men are pigs.”
Me
Ouch.
I can message her and tell her you don’t eat pig. Maybe that’ll make her feel like you’re doing okay.
Audrey
