Audrey
For someone else, I’d assume their favorites would be football movies like Rudy or Remember the Titans. But for you, I’m assuming it’s completely unrelated.
Me
You are correct.
Audrey
Can you give me a hint?
Me
A cult classic movie with a gangster twist.
Audrey
According to Google, it’s Scarface.
I can’t believe that’s it. You don’t seem like the type who would find joy in a movie like that.
Me
It’s not. It’s Home Alone.
Audrey
Oh, a gangster twist. “Keep the change, you filthy idiot.”
Me
YA. Not you. YA. Sounds better that way. And it’s ya filthy ANIMAL, not idiot.
Audrey
My mistake.
Me
Well, what’s your favorite movie?
Audrey
Not sure if I have a favorite movie, but I definitely have comfort television shows. I tend to gravitate toward shows that have humor as the focus. The Good Place, Schitt’s Creek, Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
Audrey
But when I’m really in a sad place, I eat ice cream.
Me
Oh yeah? What’s your favorite?
Audrey
I love this one called Amaretto Cherry Cordial. I can only find it at some grocery stores. It’s my absolute favorite. Other than that, I’m pretty plain, and enjoy a good homemade vanilla ice cream. I’m picky about brands, though.
Me