Alpha Baby Daddy shifted back saying, “What the hell is going on?” Lacy snarled, “They tried to KILL DYLAN!” I cooed, “Awww, it’s ok, my Alpha wolf. Hey there Kiara, I’m fine. Don’t let the team party foul people upset you so. You are a Queen, and they are actual rats. Queens don’t worry about rats, that’s other people’s job.” Kiara snarled, “They were going for your throat!”
I replied, “In a clearly unfair advantage. There were so many against me. It took five of them to take me down. While they were all working all together. It was un-rogue like of them. Party fouls all around. SGAP, how proud of me are you?”
SGAP shouted, “What the hell is going on?” Fang demanded, “Tell him about Mommy Queenie Meanie!” I reasoned, “We have to have proof to accuse the Christmas Witch of her evil deeds.” Fang snarled, “I am PISSED OFF, DYLAN!” Uh oh. Serious Fang was coming out to play.
SGAP groaned, “Thor is saying Fang is pissed and he was stalling while NO ONE came to help him!” I asked, “Yes, where are the Creepy Ninja Assassins?! Our Super Special Fun SizedFairy Ninja Goddess was hurt and nary one of you were here to help out.”
SGAP shouted, “WHAT?!” Haley said, “I’m fine, Eric. It was my Hackura side. My guards are down, but I healed them before I came out here.” SGAP roared in anger. I whispered, “I tried to warn the team party foul people it would upset him so, but they didn’t listen. Work on your reputation with the rogues, SGAP. They done forgot who they are dealing with.”
I said to Lacy, “The prisoners are so dead, Alpha Berserker returns! It will be glorious and triumphant. It just has to be later, because we all have PLANS! Plans that SHALL NOT be thwarted by party foul committers.”
Lacy clung to me, and I held her tightly while she cried. I linked her, “I am fine. Their claws didn’t even scratch me when they jumped me. It was very odd, but helpful.” Lacy cried, “I saw them going for your throat and we were too far away.”
Lucas slammed into me next. I shouted, “IT’S A LYONS SANDWICH! Only if we go by birth last names because I’m not dumb. I got Lacy’s name changed to Frost so fast people. I am a SMART man with a plan!”
Travis joined our group hug. I grinned, “SGAP, come join our festive love hug! I know you want to; it’s written all over your face.” SGAP glared at me. I apologized, “Right, that’s my bad. You’re stuck in Alpha Berserker mode, and he doesn’t do emotions other than kill. The hat isn’t glued on. You can take it off and put it right back on.”
Beta Caleb groaned, “Dylan.” I asked, “Shall I regale you with my tale of what happened? I’m not even sorry that you all Black Mountain members will be in training more often. I called for help multiple times, and no one could be bothered to respond to my call. I nearly died!”
Lacy snarled at them, “You won’t have to worry about Eric because I’ll kick your asses!” I cooed, “Aww, look. My Alphahas had her raging butt kicking mode activate. She can do it too. My woman works with Fairies, Wolves, and Ninja’s. Watch yourselves.” I made karate chop motions with my hands.
I whispered, “She’s so hot.” Lucas groaned, “Dylan.” I grinned, “And now everyone feels better, and we are back to the classics. Sleep Tyrant is about to go on and on about how I’m married to his sister. I’ll have to speak to that specialist again because he claims nothing is wrong with our beloved Sleep Tyrant. Yet he keeps forgetting that we all know I married his sister.”
Lucas sighed, “Dylan.” I told my best friend, “It’s a problem and we all agree on that point.” SGAP growled, “I don’t.” I snorted, “Of course you don’t. No one, besides you, thought I was including you in that comment. All my toys are broken today. The repair shop is going to be booming with business. I require rush turnaround times that I pay top dollar for.”
SGAP shouted, “What the hell happened here?! The Night Queen plant isn’t blooming today, and I know that for a goddamn fact! So, how did this happen?” Lucas said, “That’s a good question. How did NO ONE come to help MY BETA?”
Uh oh. All the Alpha bloods were combining in their anger. We were going to have to go back to SGAP not thinking Lucas had a problem remembering I was married to Lacy. Fang snorted, “Thor will lose his mind.” I replied, “Other people will laugh though. SGAP is a lost cause. He’s stuck in Berserker mode. We must bring the rest of the Alpha’s out of anger.”
I sighed, “SGAP, you could do us all a solid and just agree with the group for once about what the real issues are. It’s a problem we all agree you have. It’s ok, you live in denial. You have blinders where Lucas is concerned. Your view is jaded because of the making of the beasts with two backs you did.” SGAP growled at me, but I heard some chuckles. One man in particular caught my eye.
I shouted, “Beta Tex! FOR HE’S A JOLLY GOOD HERO! You saved my life. Lacy, if we have a boy this time, he must now be named Hank. I wouldn’t be around to provide the materials for another Frost without him. THE HORROR!”
Fang huffed, “Yes, we would’ve.” Haley said, “I’d have saved you, Dylan. The others couldn’t get to this damn area, but I could. I just didn’t know there was a fucking problem outside because I was healing Sasha and Thomas.”
SGAP snarled, “Someone tell me how this fucking happened! Then tell me why the HELL did Hank managed to get here first WHEN HE WASN’T EVEN HERE!” I interjected, “His name is Beta Tex.” SGAP glared at me. I asked, “What? I’m just helping you get the names of your own pack members right. Beta Tex is even your brother’s Beta. It was a bad look for you, but I’m here to help.” SGAP’s eyes narrowed in anger.
Beta Tex said, “I had just parked and heard people say they couldn’t get into the area Dylan was being attacked in. The border patrol heard Beta Dylan, but it was like they were met by an invisible force stopping them from getting over here.”
I cooed, “I only doubted your skills for twenty minutes, Black Mountain. I’m allowed a few moments of doubt since no one could link me the issue. Beta’s should be able to link each other. That’s honestly a wasted Alpha ability. We would use it better.”
SGAP sighed, “For god’s sake, Dylan.” I whispered, “We all think it.” Beta Tex cleared his throat, continuing, “The hybrids got through and once they did everyone else was able to join. I’m guessing I got through because I was driving in the area when it was put up.”
I chuckled, “They still discount partials. Everything always works out in my favor. The Goblins are not so smart. Well and the Fairies working with them. It pains me to say, but we all have our outliers. We have all the awesome Fairies.”
Aiden popped in. I squealed, “KING FIRE HANDS! You get those bad Fairies on Team Party Fowl! They were working with Goblins of all people. It’s an affront to those of us with Fairy blood. They can’t get away with it, or others could join whatever weird cause this was.”
Portals opened. I teased, “You know, I’d call you slacker Ninja’s but I like my head where it is currently. It’s sitting all perfectly atop my head being devilishly handsome. So, I’ll just think you’re slacker hackers.” Bjourn said, “We were blocked from portaling until Aiden got here. We have people running here.” They showed up in full armor.
I clapped, “You are late, but that’s ok. Your cardio will get upped and that just is what is it.” Lacy clung to me. I kissed the top of her head again. Emmaline asked, “Dylan, are you ok?” I answered, “I am perfectly fine.”
Fang snarled, “Angry! I am ANGRY!” Lacy told me “Of course we can name our pup Hank.” She let go of me. Fang snarled, “NOW I AM FUMING! GET MATE BACK!” Lacy hugged Beta Tex and cried, “Thank you, Thank you, Thank you.”
Beta Tex blushed, “You’re more than welcome, darlin’. He’s my friend.” It was that southern drawl that got Lacy to calm down. Fang growled, “MINE!” I replied, “Of course she is. I’ll just work on my southern accent. I’ll get a dialect coach. All is well.” Travis yanked me into a hug and clapped me on the back.
I told him, “I’m perfectly fine, little brother, and I feel like I have to keep saying that.” Travis whispered, “I saw it all, Dylan. The three of us did. Me, Lacy, and Lucas and we knew there was nothing we could do. I was about to throw a damn stick at them.”
I replied, “Well, that’s certainly a plan. They might have chased said stick and that would’ve been hilarious.” People snorted. I asked, “What? The rogues could be more dog-like than wolf. Rogues are crazy.” Travis snorted, “I’d shifted backto throw one hoping it worked like an arrow. I didn’t intend for them to chase the stick.”
