Growling sounds hit my ears as rogues stepped out. What in the what?! How the heck did they get into SGAP’s territory of all people? After his tussle with the Rogue King, he never let groups of rouges get this close. Also, they had a distinct lack of stench.
I linked Lucas, “Emergency of the highest order. I am outnumbered, Lucas. You’re supposed to be here in thesesituations to make the odds go in my favor. You’re such a slacker sometimes. It’s ok because I love you.” Lucas groaned, “Are you arguing with someone? Are they being rude?”
I answered, “No, I’m surrounded by an army of rogues.” Lucas snarled down the link, “WHAT?!” I told the Rogues, “Not having a fowl stench is a serious party fowl. Good for all you crazy out of towners though. Not so much for me.”
I linked Blue Moon, “Black Mountain is about to be attacked by a massive rogue group. All that’s standing between them and the pack is little old me. SOMEONE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT! POST HASTE!”
Lacy snarled, “WHAT?! DYLAN, RUN!” I wasn’t about to do that. Beta’s didn’t run and I was no exception. Goblins came out to join the rogues. I snorted, “Oh boy. Y’all have messed up badly. Our resident Creepy Ninja Assassins just do not like you at all. What are you doing here? Other than having a death wish because that part isveryclear to me.”
One chuckled, “Since we will leave these rogues to tear you apart there is no harm in you knowing the Fairy Princesses Guards along with the Fairy Princess herself are down.” Fang growled, “We will not be torn apart.” I knew that.
I snorted, “First of all, you forgot the Hackura part of her title. It upsets my super special fun sized Fairy Ninja assassin so. Which in turn upsets SGAP, who will put on his Alpha Berserker hat to kill the people who upset her. Second, Thomas and Sasha are here so I call false.”
Fang added, “Thor isn’t back.” I told my wolf, “Astute observation.” I added out loud, “Also SGAP is not back, and he would be if my precious Super Special Fun Sized Fairy Ninja Goddess was down. You’d have to be cuckoo for coco puffs to hurt her considering how very murderous SGAP gets about that. Oh dear, do you not understand what the Alpha Berserker hat reference means he does?”
A few people gave me looks of disbelief. I insisted, “No, really. He’s murderous on the regular, but he goes to his secret hidden underground depth of crazy if his mate is hurt. Who could blame him? Not the man who winds him up. The Super Special Fun Sized Fairy Ninja Goddess is the best. We took a vote.”
The Goblin snorted, “We got the Hackura with the Night Queen Plant.” I linked Lucas, “Where art thou? This is bad squared. Alert SGAP NOW!” Lucas replied, “We are running to you, Emmaline was thrown back. Eric can’t link anyone. He’s in his car right now and trying to have someone open a portal. That’s not working either. The Hackura are running from where they are now.” Curses.
I asked, “Are the Goblins working with Fairies? That seems odd.” The Goblin snarked, “We are powerful enough to stop Fairies from popping in.” I didn’t think that was true, but it could be. Someone demanded, “Stop wasting your time with him.”
I gasped, “Rude. All time spent with me is an educational and a learning experience.” One said, “He’s clearly stalling.” I grinned, “It is one of my better areas of expertise.” The rogues snapped their jaws at me. I said, “Now, now, you don’t want my wolf to come out. He’s so much stronger than you.”
Fang said, “I’ll have to.” I knew that. Travis linked me, “Just keep holding on! We are coming.” I replied, “I’m quite disappointed in Black Mountain and Yellow hills right now. All the pride for you though because I think you’ll get here first.”
Travis asked, “WHAT? Why are you over there? You were supposed to be heading home.” I replied, “I have plans, Travis. Plans someone is trying to ruin. Alpha Baby Daddy was supposed to help me get SGAP home. How was I to know crazy party foul rogues would get SGAP back instead of his mentee?”
Travis asked, “Party foul what?!” I said, “I’ll explain later since I can’t talk right now. They look like they want to fightinstead of verbally spar. A true tragedy because I was crushing it. They were losing so badly they are going for wolf form attacks.”
The Goblins did their disappearing act. I shouted, “BLACK MOUNTAIN, PROTECT YOUR LEAD LUNA!” I shifted into Fang and the rogues charged. I took one down as a border patrol showed up but they were at the very edge far away from me. It was about time they showed up though! Fang agreed, “No, joke.”
I was tearing through rogues when I heard Dominic and Rhino snarl. I heard Kiara’s howl and whirled around. I’d been flanked. Fang grumbled, “What a bunch of assholes. Honestly, we are so impressive.” I agreed, “It took them a long time to flank us. Our cardio is paying off.”
A rogue jumped on my back. Lucas linked, “DYLAN!” Fang linked, “Their claws are barely digging in, we are fine.” Then two more rogues jumped on us, knocking us down. I kicked them away, but that gave one the time to get a clear shot for my throat.
Fang growled, ready to swipe up. Haley would heal me so I’d be ok. It was just going to hurt because there was another rogue coming from the other side Dominic would usually be on. I braced myself for the pain when Wrangler, Beta Hank Martin’s wolf, jumped in. Wrangler tackled the rouge coming to take a chunk out of my throat.
I linked Lacy, “Have no fear, Beta Tex is here!” Lacy replied, “Oh my god, Dylan.” I assured her, “I am fine.” Haley popped in shouting, “You fucking assholes!” Fang snorted, “They forgot about her Fae powers. I love when people discount her awesomeness, because it’s always in our favor.”
Fairies on team Party Fowl popped out to fight her. Fang snorted, “Idiots.” I agreed, “Yes, but we knew they were helping the Goblins. I knew those jerks lied to us. I love being right.” Lacy and I jumped on a rogue in perfect synchronization to attack more rogues.
I linked her, “We are the best team of all time.” Dominic snarled and jumped over my head to rip a rogue to pieces. Fang pranced in place, and I saw Rhino taking out rogues. I heard tires screeching and a roar I knew.
I shifted back, “YOU DONE MESSED UP NOW! ALPHA BESERKER HAS PUT ON HIS HAT! HE HAS RETURNED! Alpha putting on his Berserker hat, I told team Party Fowl this was your territory, and they were ever so wrong to be here. They did not heed my warning. Go crazy on them and make them regret all their life choices.”
I then whispered loud enough I knew he could hear me, “Don’t worry your SGAP name is secured, we only bust out Alpha Berserker on special occasions such as when I ALMOST DIE!” SGAP snarled in anger.
Fang snorted, “Thor is asking if that’s true.” I replied, “Be sure to tell him it is because without his mate, it would’ve been the end of the road. She’s got the best healing abilities and we were about to get bit by two rogues in the jugular.” Fang snorted, “No, it would not have been the end of the line for us.” I reasoned, “I said it wasn’t because our super special fun sized Fairy Ninja assassin and her healing abilities.”
I told the rogues and Fairies, “SGAP loves me so. My daisy always told me that was the case, but you guys just proved it. We thank you for your service to this righteous cause of knowing his deep love for me. Alas, Team Party Fowl must die.”
The Mini Alpha Pricks showed up and exploded heads. I squealed, “Look at all this for little old me!” Fang snarled, “Mommy Queenie Meanie had something to do with this.” Yes, that was what my wolf senses were telling me.
How else would the Night Queen’s Plant get inside this pack? I knew the schedule of when it bloomed, and it wasn’t now. Someone planned this and SGAP happened to be out of thepack when he wasn’t supposed to be. That reeked of internal meddling.
Fang growled “Not to mention, we weren’t supposed to be over in this area.” Yeah, this was our scheduled break, and our schedule was out there. We’d been having a sexy break, but SGAP was busy. While everyone was getting busy my Super Special Fun Sized Fairy Ninja Goddess would be vulnerable to the crazy mind. I swear no one understood how deadly that specific wind-up toy of mine was.
Lacy slammed into me, sobbing. I told her, “I’m perfectly fine. SGAP needs to work with his people on their timing, it’s atrocious and quite disappointing.” Yellow Hills arrived. I gasped, “Alpha Baby Daddy, I yelled for you MULTIPLE TIMES and you did not come. It cuts me to the quick.”
