I told him, “Well, of course that would’ve worked. You’re crazy strong. Let’s prove it. This is going to be fun!” I got my little brother to let go of me only to be wrapped in a Lyons sandwich again. I chuckled, “Lucas, you love me so.”
Lucas said, “You know I do. You’re my best friend, Dylan.” Fang huffed, “I’m being lectured by Dominic.” I snorted, “You tell him that’s hardly fair. We were only ensuring SGAP stuck to our pre-made plans. We don’t control the crazy people on Team Party Fowl.”
I said, “Super Special Fun Sized Fairy Ninja Goddess, we need a fake rogue like animal brought to life. Take your place, baby brother. Awe them with your arm strength. Travis had a plan, people! It will make him feel better to know if Beta Tex didn’t FLY the like WIND to save little old me that it would’ve worked. I myself know it would have worked because I have met my little brother, but he requires the data and proof.”
Haley conjured a stuffed wolf toy then brought it life. Travis ran back to where he’d been. I nudged Lucas, “He even had a stick picked out. I noticed that detail because it’s right by his foot where he’d stopped.”
Lucas admitted, “I knew he shifted back, but not why. That’s fast thinking.” I replied, “Of course it is. Those Frost genes are thinkers. Excluding the crazy conspiracy theorists. It clearly skipped that generation due to the crazy gene.” A few people snickered.
Haley directed the fake, brought to life, wolf where someone must have linked her where I was. I looked around and caught Beta Tex’s eyes. If only Beta wolves could link. I winked and pointed directly at him.
Beta Tex blushed again while Alpha Second Oldest Conners slapped his Beta on the back. I whispered, “Alpha Second OldestConners who has secret instrument talents, is saying you did good. He’s ever so proud of you without words. I’ve been trying to convey to them that affirmations and words of praise are better than their non-verbal communication skills, but they all resist it so.”
SGAP growled, “DYLAN!” I gasped, “You can’t yell at someone who nearly died.” SGAP argued, “You did not nearly die because I didn’t allow it.” I asked, “Did everyone else hear him admit he’s truly the G in SGAP?! He admitted he’s a god! Be still my beating heart, this day will live in infamy.”
Before anyone could reply, Travis ordered, “No one move.” My little brother threw his stick like a javelin. It pierced through the conjured animal. I clapped, “And people said going out for track was a useless waste of time for Travis! Look at your javelin skills, baby brother! Don’t worry, I’ll send the people a memo.” Since it was Davis that had said those words.
I boasted, “That was all me people. I made him try multiple sports and activities. I would’ve been saved through my own brilliance of having my brother train in multiple facets of life. Being a well-rounded individual saves lives. You heard it here first! I WILL BE RICH AT MY SYMPOSIUMS I GIVE ON THIS TOPIC! MUHAHAHAHAHA!”
I winked at Travis, “Beta Tex took all your glory and therefore the next Frost pup that’s a boy SHALL be named Hank.” Beta Tex said, “Y’all don’t have to do that.” I snorted, “Have to? Dylan Frost has to do nothing. I do what I want.” SGAP snorted, “We know.”
I whispered, “And Dylan Frost does nothing that will upset Lacy Frost. It’s rule numero uno.” Lacy said, “If we are having a boy, his name will be Hank to honor the man who saved Dylan. Thank you again, Hank. It doesn’t seem to convey all I want it to, but I really mean it.”
Beta Tex blushed, “You don’t have to keep thanking me, darlin’.” Lacy disagreed, “I do and I will.” I whispered, “She’s stuck in Alpha mode. I’ll get her out of it later, but she’s not wrong.” Blade faded in. I squealed, “LEAST TALKATIVE AND STOTIC GUARD!”
Blade grunted. I continued, “You are here, and I have THOUGHTS about this. This all feels like a well thought out plan by someone. Because you weren’t here, and SGAP was away too. The bad people thought they could play. No one considers the Dylan of it all or the Super Special Fun Sized Fairy Ninja Goddess. We are truly unseen by the baddies.”
Thomas’s anger laced tone came from behind me, “I was fucking here.” I jumped screaming, “THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR! I nearly died and now you’re trying to give me a heart attack.” SGAP demanded, “STOP SAYING THAT! You did not almost die. Hank was here AND Travis had a plan that you even proved would’ve worked.”
I gasped, “Stop trying to take I almost died sexy times from me, SGAP. Isn’t that against your oath or something? You’re all about the sexy times.” I counted down from three silently. Lucas shouted, “DYLAN!” I mimicked him saying simultaneously, “That’s my sister.”
I grinned, “I just don’t know why that doctor thought you were fine when you are clearly broken. Don’t worry I’ll find a better specialist that will listen to us.” SGAP sighed, “Dylan, I’m losing my patience. Tell me what happened.”
I gasped, “You have patience? Since a when? Because I did not get that memo.” Several people snickered. I grinned, “See? My plan to infect joy into the area is working. Bad people thought they could stop the magic of Christmas in September, but they are woefully wrong.”
Danver linked, “Dylan, are you alright?! Lacy told your pups that you were alright, but the pack is on edge. Your pups and Iare distressed.” I replied, "Danver, you sly man. This is how I get you to call me Dylan? I have to nearly die, good to know.”
Danver replied, “I call you Dylan sometimes.” I admitted, “Nearly dying gets a Dylan. That’s a tall order, but I can probably put myself in peril more often. I am perfectly fine. I’m that good that I saved SGAP’s area and his Luna with a saving my life moment from Beta Tex.” Danver sighed in relief, “Thank god.”
To the group I said, “Hold onto the patience you claim you have, SGAP. None of us really believe you on that front just so you know, but my pups are upset. We can’t have that.” I whispered, “Head exploders, get your brother to my daughter. Please and thank you.”
Both EJ and Alexander growled but I knew they weren’t growling at me. They were upset that Buttercup was in distress. I did that love for my daughter. Who didn’t need people who could explode heads upset when their daughter was? I’d never turn their head exploding abilities away where my pups were concerned. Or ever, if I was being honest.
Fang whined, “Pups.” I squeezed Lacy and linked my pups, “Your good old pops is just fine. People thought they could best me, but I am rogue’s number two enemy right under SGAP.” Finn asked, “You’re really ok, dad?” I answered, “That I am. I’m A-okay, son.”
Buttercup sniffled, “Daddy, I was so scared.” I told her, “That’s a perfectly normal reaction, Princess. Wesley is coming to you and I’m fine. Ok?” Buttercup hiccupped, “Ok.” I linked Finn, “You give your sister a tight squeeze. I’ll come see you both soon, ok?” Finn snorted, “Sure, dad.”
I nearly laughed because like me, my boy knew that they’d be here shortly. Wesley wasn’t going to let his mate remain in distress. Which meant they’d both be popped here to see me. Fang had calmed down after hearing our pups.
I linked Blue Moon, “Have no fear Blue Moon, word of my demise was greatly exaggerated and premature. I’m now the rogue’s number two fear under SGAP. It’s such a high spot on the list and a great achievement on my part. Be so proud of your Beta today. Always remember that NONE SHALL THWART CHRISTMAS IN SEPTEMBER!”
SGAP shouted, “DYLAN, FOR GOD’S SAKE, COME ON! WHAT HAPPENED?!” I teased, “We all knew you didn’t have patience. It’s ok, though. If you want some, I’ll hire someone to help you achieve your goals.” SGAP growled.
Wesley popped in with my pups and Danver. I gasped, “What a shocking turn of events! My pups are here.” Lucas rolled his eyes. Travis teased loosely, “Such sarcasm today, big brother.” I winked, “Sarcasm is a Fairy’s bread and butter! We have but a speck in us, and we must nurture that speck of Fairy blood, Travis.” My brother smirked at me.
SGAP groaned, “I knew him knowing about that speck was going to ruin my entire fucking life.” I replied, “You are so dramatic. Hello, my pups!” I knelt down and they both ran to me, and I squeezed them extra tight.
I told them, “Have no fear, I was holding my own. Beta Tex saved my life, and your Uncle Trav-y had a plan.” Travis snorted, “Uncle Trav-y?” I whispered, “I’m cheering up my pups. So, you have to embrace your new uncle nickname I gave you.” My brother shook his head smiling.
