Hexxi spit out her drink and even Idel laughed. Jackie said, “Wow. That’s a choice for his nickname.” I grinned, “That’s Dylan.” Idel said, “I take it back, your mate is the one who needs a healthy dose of fear of Consort Conners. He’s making Cousin Haley look quite sane.”
Emmaline sighed, “Haley is sane.” Hexxi offered, “Technically speaking we’re all a little bit mad depending on thelens you view it through. Humans would call us all murderers.” That was surprisingly insightful.
I continued, “Anyway, Davis didn’t care for that nickname and snarked back at Dylan. I don’t know what happened because I looked down, but I think…” I trailed off and Kiara growled. I knew if I’d had her, we’d have shifted and bit Davis that day.
Emmaline asked, “Lacy?” I admitted, “I think Davis raised his hand to hit Dylan, but Eric caught it and separated Davis’s shoulder. Eric then took Davis out of the building, howling. Dylan came over to Travis and me afterwards.”
Jackie asked, “Does Travis know Davis was going to hit Dylan?” I answered, “No, he wasn’t looking at their group, like me. I don’t think Travis thinks Davis would do that. I only think that because Eric wouldn’t have done something that extreme for no good reason. He never did unless hands were raised.”
Hexxi hummed, “I bet I can get the answer.” She took another note down. Kiara growled, “Yeah, I want that answer.” I did too. I said, “Dylan took us out for ice cream while Eric roared at Davis. I know he threatened him, but I couldn’t understand what he said.”
Emmaline reiterated, “Your dad wouldn’t have let that go.” I replied, “Davis would’ve told him he was just going to gesture with his hand or something. Davis is actually a very good manipulator. I think his time away had him losing his grip on the pack believing the bullshit he spewed. Especially my dad.”
I waved, “Changing the topic, do you lovely women have a way to make sure Fairy released magic doesn’t result in twins? I’m only ordering one.” Emmaline barked out a laugh. Jackie pointed at me, “What she said.”
Idel said, “We’d have to know it was coming but there’s a drink non-Fae can take so that if magic is released, they could only conceive one child. How does one plan that though? Themagic is released as we are pleased. It’s hardly a scheduling type of evening.”
I winked at Emmaline and answered, “One is trying to give their mate a Christmas pup, so I have a plan. I’m challenging my brother, which I’m trying not to gag about, and Eric to see which one can have their mate releasing magic first."
Hexxi gasped, “That’s brilliant! Idel, I love them. We must have them here more often. They spark my creative juices, and they have great ideas themselves.” Idel chuckled, “We can get this she wolf the drink then.” I winked, “Bless you both.”
Everything was lining up. My mate was happy, and I was beginning to get really hopeful we’d have a Christmas pup. That would really be Dylan’s dream, and it would work since I wanted to take a long break before our next pup after this. Afterall, thanks to Faires, we had the time since we’d live so long.
No One Thwarts a Christmas Pup’s Conception
September
Dylan was ready. I told Haley, “I cannot believe SGAP is off at a MEETING when he has been challenged to release magic today. He’s trying to thwart Lacy and I having a Christmas pup, isn’t he? He’s so rude.” We were walking outside near Black Mountain’s pack house.
Haley laughed, “Eric will be back in time to rise to your challenge, Dylan. Go enjoy your plans before he gets back.” I grumbled, “SGAP’s trying to ruin Christmas and it SHAN’T happen. I simply won’t allow it.” Haley grinned and popped back into her house.
I was going to walk towards our border but decided to go let Alpha Baby Daddy know that he was on deck. He could lie to SGAP and bring him home for some kind of emergency. Fang agreed, “Yes, that’s an excellent plan. Thor won’t even be mad. Make sure it’s an emergency where he’d get to kill someone. That will bring him right back.” Yes, it would.
Lacy linked me, “Where are you, Christmas Man?” I replied, “You know that kind of talk gets me going. I’ll be right there. You just keep thinking sexy thoughts.” Lacy chuckled, “Aww, really? I thought you’d be back for your pre-magic being released fun by now. I’m all covered in whipped cream per your request.” Fang growled possessively in my head.
I told her, “Now, I’m hard and Alpha Baby Daddy will think it’s for him. It’s going to get awkward, but that’s ok. The things I do for you cannot be overstated.” Lacy cackled down the link then asked, “Why are you going to talk to Chase?’
I answered, “SGAP thinks he can go out for a meeting when I SPECIFICALLY had his calendar blocked off. I’m calling shenanigans. It was the Christmas Witch, Mommy Queenie Meanie Gryla. I know it was. She has something to do with this, mark my words.”
Lacy snorted, “I wouldn’t doubt it, honestly. That doesn’t answer what Chase has to do with it.” I teased, “Oh ye of Alpha blood, let me break it down for you. Alpha Baby Daddy is the mentee of SGAP. If he has an emergency, SGAP has to come back. Beta Mattie owes me; THEREFORE they must come up with an emergency.”
Lacy chuckled, “You are such a planner.” Then she moaned, “You know that gets me going, Dylan.” I replied, “I have all the plans, mate of mine. My plans have plans. There are those claiming the dancing prodigy will give me a run for my money with her plans, but we haven’t met her. So, my plans remain supreme.”
Lacy laughed, “Dylan.” I grumbled, “I should get to meet the little dancing prodigy. I mentored her dad for goodness sake. PLUS, think of the plans she and I could make together. The dancing prodigy is only three years old and people brag about her so. I’d get all the sex from you once I told you about the plans I came up with this little pup.”
Fang purred, “We would.” I continued, “I definitely deserve all the sex for all the happiness and joy I inject into the area.” Lacy agreed, “You do. Hurry home and have all the sex before magic is released. I’ll make all your dreams comes true.”
I agree, “YES! A SEX FILLED DAY! BABY, BABY MERRY CHRISTMAS IN SEPTEMBER!” Lacy chuckled, “If you’re going to sing, I’m going to come.” Fang demanded, “Serenade mate right now!” Like I wasn’t going to do just that.
I began to singLet it Snow!down the link. Lacy moaned, “Oh god, Dylan.” I went extra deep on some lyrics knowing it woulddrive her crazy. Lacy growled, “Dylan, get home right now.” I just kept singing and her moans increased.
I was about to start the last part of the song when it felt like the air changed. I stalled my song and even Fang stilled in my head. Lacy asked, “Dylan?” I didn’t answer her. I shouted, “I don’t know who you are, but I do know you there. These here lands belong to the ever so serious SGAP. I’m sure you know that, but what you do not know is he’s formerly known as Alpha Berserker. The man adores putting that hat back on.”
Nothing moved. Fang told me, “Something is out there, Dylan. Something is very wrong.” I shouted, “YOOOHOOOOO Black Mountain Pack, SOMETHING BAD IS AFOOT! I AM CLOSE ENOUGH TO ALPHA BABY DADDY’S BORDER THAT THEY SHOULD HEAR ME TOO! FLASH ON OVER SUPER FAST PEOPLE! GET THE WOLVES WHOSE MATES YOU ARE BLOOD POUNDING!”
I wondered if King Fire Hands hidden Fairy was wandering around this part of the pack. Said Fairy would get the word out and come help me since I was his actual favorite wolf. I warned, “You’ll be meeting all kinds of Supernatural’s if you dare trespass here.”
I gasped, “Wait! You are trespassing because you’re inside the borders. You done messed up people.” Louder I shouted, “BORDER PATROL OF SGAP I WILL BE REPORTING TO YOUR EVER SO SERIOUS NEVER HAS FUN UNLESS HIS SUPER FUN SIZED FAIRY NINJA GODDESS OR MYSELF PROVIDES IT OF YOUR TARDINESS IN THIS SITUATION!"
