SGAP replied, “Yet you have literally no proof of that, Dylan. The voices in your head do not count.” Fang grumbled, “I’m the only voice in your head, and I know he did it too.” I boasted to them all, “Fang and I know that you did it. My gut tells me so.”
“I don’t know how, but that’s part of your charm. You have to drive me crazy while I drive you crazy. I’m the chaos to your calm, the bob to your weave. I have a zen to your pah, tit for tat thing we have going on. I still know you somehow did this.”
SGAP rolled his eyes saying, “I swear you’ve never met me. Why would I want you to cause chaos for me for half the goddamn year?” I replied, “I don’t know, but I know that you do. Don’t you worry, I’m here for you.”
SGAP scoffed, “Of that I know. Wherever you are, you’ll be causing trouble for me when LUCAS is your Alpha. Yet somehow, it’s always me you’re causing trouble for.” I gasped, “Alpha Sleep Tyrant is my bestie; therefore he gets the perks of enjoying my chaos.”
I pointed at Lucas, “He smiles and has since he was a pup. You’re the one who threw a challenge flag in my face with your stoic nature. It’s really your fault it’s my life’s mission to make your lips twitch. Honestly, your mate blew that goal out of the water.”
“I don’t know how we get to stop splitting your face open because it terrifies the pups. It’s your fault because you never did that before. You have to prepare people. I was working on my slow plan of getting an actual smirk from you.”
“Being the crazy overachiever you are, and not wanting to spread joy, you jumped all the way over my plan to yourterrifying face splitting. It’s a problem. We all talk about it, but we don’t know how to fix it. You just can’t respect a Beta’s plan.”
SGAP sighed, “Ok, well I’m leaving now. I’ll get your money from Ezra.” SGAP stood to leave. I yelled, “BLACK EYES ARE BETTER THAN HIS DIRTY MONEY! THAT I WILL PROMPTLY DONATE TO A CAUSE ALPHA EZRA WOULD HATE HIS MONEY GOING TO!”
Fang chuckled, “You know where we will donate it.” I did. SGAP called, “Then donate the damn money, Dylan. I don’t care what you do with it, but you’re still getting it.” I told Lucas, “He loves me. He’s totally going to punch Alpha Ezra in the face to declare just how much he loves me.”
Lucas snorted, “That would require Eric to see Ezra in person.” I asked, “Are you really going to bet against me?” Lucas answered, “No, actually I’m not. I have long since learned about not doing that. So, fine. Eric is going to punch Ezra in the face.” I laughed, “SGAP loves me so.”
I linked Finn, “Come back inside with your Alpha and Uncle Travis because I know my brother is out there in the thick of the snowball fight.” Jayden popped Travis and Finn back in the office. I kissed Finn on the head, “Now, you have fun causing your chaos and making people laugh today.”
I told Travis, “Christmas Store Plan is enacted again.” Travis laughed, “I have the schedule, big brother.” I told Lucas, “He makes my heart twitterpate with pride.” Lucas laughed, “Go plan your party.” I teased, “You could not stop me if you tried. Seriously. I have plans for that. They involve Fairies and Creepy Ninja Assassins. NONE SHALL THWART DYLANMAS! Something Mommy Queenie Meanie should have learned by now. It’s really tragic how thick her skull is.”
I skipped out of the room and found where Farrin was waiting for me. I urged, “Up, up, and away big brother.” Farrin smirked and popped me out to Black Mountain. I squealed when I sawthe new place where we were planning. I gasped, “Look at this place! It’s so full of holiday cheer.”
Haley said, “Lacy said this would be the best way to plan, and I have to admit she’s fucking right.” I linked my mate, “I adore you from the depths of my soul! I am in a Christmas Wonderland to plan!” Lacy laughed, “I love you, Dylan Frost.”
Fang purred, “Mate is perfect.” I pointed to the other side of the room where magical things were happening. I asked, “Is it snowing over there in an honest to god forest inside an office?” Fang all but rolled over in my mind. Haley answered, “Yes, and that is an extension charm. So, go run in Fang’s form and let him have some fun.” I admitted, “I definitely have plans for that later.”
Haley asked, “What the fuck does that mean?” I grinned, “We will have to have a break during our planning session. What could be more fun than a sexy break?” Haley laughed, “Oh my fucking god, you are awesome my friend Dylan.”
I grinned, “I know. Your husband is going to punch someone for me today. I have wound up my toys and off they have gone to do my bidding.” Haley shrugged, “I’m sure they fucking deserve it then.” Did they ever. Alpha Ezra was the worst.
Honestly, SGAP should kill him. I just don’t understand this new functionality of following rules he’s doing. I don’t care for it one bit. Fang admitted, “Yeah, I don’t like that either. We need to factory reset that part of him.” Yes, that was the new plan. Plus, Mommy Queenie Meanie was going to get smacked down Dylan style. I texted my Beta chat.
Me:I’m such a giver today. Is everyone in the Christmas Spirit?
Beta James:DYLAN, MY PUPS ARE POPPING ALL OVER KINGDOM COME TODAY! WHAT THE FUCK? I’m already dealing with the pack crier who invites us all to yourChristmas Party like a DAMN ROOSTER every morning! NOT TO MENTION THE CAROLERS you have STALKING MY ALPHA!
Me:One, that was a lot of yelling you did just now. Two, the TOWN crier is not a rooster, but I can have him crow next time if you wish. Three, your Alpha smiles when they show up and I know it. Four, Alpha Theo can end it all by agreeing to come to my party. The fifth and most important part about your pups is that you can’t do anything about it because…?
Beta James:You involved MY WIFE! WHO IS LOVING IT!
Me:I know you growled saying that. If it makes you feel better, I got Alpha Ezra the worst AND SGAP is TOTALLY going to give him a black eyes. PLUS, I got Mommy Queenie Meanie in trouble. It’s truly Christmas in August.
Beta Tex:How in the blue blazes did you do all that?
Me:*Gasps* BETA TEX! YOU JOINED OUR CHAT DURING THE DAYLIGHT HOURS! Are you a day walker now? We’d all love that.
Beta Tex:I’m not a Vampire, I’m just running classes all day. You set me up with the eggnog, so I’m relaxing and checking my phone.
Me:I did and I’m not even sorry.
Beta McAlister:I’m quite enjoying it.
Drake:Yay for you. My pups have gone insane.
Beta McAlister:Seems fair to me and even sounds like karma.
