I smirked saying, “So Alpha Ezra got coffee flavored candy, coffee itself but in juice form, and coffee cake that tastes good. Charms are the best. My Fairy brother was ever so excited to help me with my righteous Christmas mission.”
Beta Caleb choked on his coffee. I added, “And the best part is Alpha Ezra won’t call a single one of us about it. All because he refuses to call us. We aren’t allies and he won’t even send Red Run an email or smoke signal about it. So, we just know he’s seething with anger while the pups run amuck. It’s really the best holiday cheer for us all on this special August Christmas day.”
Lucas smirked trying not to laugh, while SGAP stared at me. I pointed at him, “I know you want to laugh deep down in your toes.” A snowball hit our office window. Lucas asked, “What in the world?” I explained, “It’s a snowball fight, Lucas. I worry about you sometimes.”
Finn gasped, “Dad, can we please go join?” I winked, “Have your Alpha pop you out and come back after it’s over.” Jayden popped them out. I winked at Lucas, “See? I’m always thinkingof you. They will get out some of their energy before they come back. I’m such a giver.”
Fang chuckled, “Everyone is having a lot of fun.” That was the point. Lucas asked, “Is there really eggnog in the gym?” My best friend pause to ask, “What am I saying? Of course there is.” SGAP growled, “DYLAN! YOU GOT EGGNOG IN MY GYM?!”
Lucas clarified, “I meant in our gym, Eric.” SGAP shot him a look. Lucas said, “You knew that already.” SGAP growled at me. I grinned, “Your gym got a triple batch. They need more help with holiday cheer. Don’t give me that look, it’s not my fault you’re a Grinch.”
I whispered, “Plus, your wife set that all up so you can’t be mad.” SGAP demanded, “Stop telling my wife about these fake ass traditions!” I replied, “I hear what you're saying. You want more because your Super Special Fun Sized Fairy Ninja Goddess loves her traditions so.”
SGAP shouted, “CALEB!” I grinned at Beta Caleb who was rubbing his temples. I clucked at my Beta brother, “Come on, Beta Caleb, you know it’s fun. Give into the Christmas cheer.” SGAP asked, “Aren’t you leaving yet?”
I smiled, “You know that I adore when you care about my schedule, but our moment passed. You were the one who never took my bodacious form into consideration. I adore Lacy and she has my utmost loyalty. It’s so kind of you to care though and finally show some interest. It just can’t happen.”
SGAP growled, “I think you want me to punch you in the face.” I whispered, “Shhh, they will begin to write sonnets and songs about your, not so, well-hidden love for me if you keep going with these declarations of adoration.”
SGAP shouted, “For god’s sake, Dylan!” I grinned, “And now it’s a Christmas type of feeling. You really are setting the mood with this kind of talk. I’ll forgive you for the face splitting incident earlier since you’re feeling better now.”
I whispered, “Keep it coming because I have a special plan for a break in the party planning.” I winked at him. SGAP sighed, “Well, apparently I have to get home and help my Male and Female Lead Warriors get border patrols set up with people who aren’t drunk.”
I gasped, “I am cut to the quick you think I did all this without a plan that was carefully crafted and implemented. All will be able to enjoy Christmas in August in phases. My plans have plans, SGAP. I can’t believe you don’t know that by now.”
Beta Caleb said, “I do have a memo about how this will go. You could’ve sent this earlier, Beta Dylan.” I replied, “My timing is perfect. Had it sent it earlier the no fun, non-believers in Christmas August would’ve tried to stop my fun. Think of how sad the Fairies I planned this with would’ve been. It might have flooded in your area.”
I whispered, “I planned it with Haley.” Lucas sighed, “You already said that.” I winked, “Don’t you worry, I didn’t leave our Luna or her sister’s out. I know how to ensure my fun will be had by all. Because who is upsetting those women?” Everyone groaned.
Fang chuckled, “I’m getting quite the talking to by a lot of wolves.” I replied, “You be sure to tell them to spread our joy.” Fang agreed, “Definitely.” I said to my friends, “It’s ok, none of you have to answer out loud. We all know the answer is no one.”
I whispered, “We also know SGAP will get anyone in his Alpha Berserker way if they try to make my Super Special Fun Sized Fairy Ninja Goddess unhappy. Just think of how happy she is right now, SGAP. You’re welcome for the cheer I’m spreading while Mommy Queenie Meanie tries to ruin all the joy in your area. Even though you did say thank you out loud, I heard it in the growly undertones.”
SGAP growled, “What are you talking about now?” I asked, “Don’t you know?” Beta Caleb’s chair hit the ground when hestood. I commented, “That seemed very dramatic, Beta Caleb.” The man growled, “Did we not discuss you all TALKING to me when shit was going on?” He meant the other Betas.
I asked, “Are we not talking? Am I not giving you heads up? Everyone else remained silent, in case you didn’t notice. I’m here for you, Beta Caleb. I was simply waiting for this meeting.” SGAP growled, “What did my mother do now?”
I replied, “I just don’t know why you let her come home. I hear Antarctica is nice this time of year for the eternally unpleasant.” Fang snickered, “That was a good one.” I knew that. Lucas linked me laughing. Beta Caleb asked, “What’s going on now?”
I said, “It would be apparent that there is a lack of Christmas cheer in going to a conference that just came up so naturally one might think SGAP was involved on the getting Dylan’s Christmas Party back plan. So, Mommy Queenie Meanie is talking about certain people with Fairy blood and the title Lead Luna spending too much time party planning in your pack. About Dylanmas of all things.”
I whispered, “I don’t mean me by the way. I’ve heard it implied that my Super Special Fun Sized Fairy Ninja Goddess is neglecting her duties as Luna. Which you’d better do something about before I tell my Creepy Ninja Assassins. It was a toss-up who I told first. Naturally the coin favored SGAP ten times in a row. It’s uncanny how much luck loves him.”
SGAP said, “Blade would know.” I questioned, “Did I say it was said in your pack? I swear, Mommy Queenie Meanie is losing her touch. It’s like she doesn’t think I don’t have my former parents under surveillance. Because I know they would ruin the glorious return of Dylanmas if they could. Because they are Scrooge personified. The ghost’s hauntings just don’t work on them. That’s how dead their souls are.”
I added, “Don’t worry SGAP. We all know you are the Grinch, but your heart is its normal size now with my Super Special Fun Sized Fairy Ninja Goddess in your life. We all know that it was a Christmas miracle when you saw her and your heart grew ten sizes that day.”
Beta Caleb corrected, “It’s only three sizes too small.” I replied, “For the actual Grinch, sure. This is SGAP we are talking about. He locked his small sized heart under layers of ice one might blame Mommy Queenie Meanie for.”
I whispered, “It’s me, I blame her.” At a normal volume I said, “That I have been chiseling away at, and keeping additional layers or shrinkages from happening, since I was a young pup. You slackers didn’t do that much to help either.”
I nudged Lucas, “You did the work on your back though, if you know what I’m saying. You had poor timing, but you still put in some work with me. I blame myself for not getting your timing down solid. It was such a good plan with potential for helping your Beta but executed so poorly. It’s because you didn't share the details with me. I would’ve perfected your seduction plan for you. That’s how good of a friend and Beta I am.”
SGAP demanded, “Will you let that go for the love of god?!” I replied, “Sometimes, I don’t think you know me at all and it cuts me to the quick.” Fang chuckled, “Thor is on about not mentioning it to his mate. I think he means it.” I replied, “Which is odd since she doesn’t care at all. Tell Thor to lighten up and have some holiday cheer.” Fang snorted, “I will because that’s funny.”
I grinned saying out loud, “Don’t think you’ll get me off the scent of you being involved with getting my Christmas Party back in action. You missed Dylanmas so you orchestrated it to be brought back. I don’t know how because I have poured over the evidence. Just know that I know, you wanted my party back.”
SGAP dryly said, “Yeah, it’s the highlight of my year. I adore how much is going on for this party. My Warriors being drunk IN AUGUST was a part of master plan, Dylan.” I grinned, “I knew it. I just don’t know how you did it. I need you to know that I know that you know that I know you did it.”
