Beta Mattie:Well, he stole my mate AND caused my pups to be insane. So, I win.
Me:You all just don’t appreciate me. Maybe I’ll take away my gift for you. Also, Beta Drake we all agree it’s karma from the lack of those saying it wasn’t that. I hope your Christmas loving pup you REFUSE to let me meet is bouncing off the actual walls with Christmas cheer.
Beta Tex:Hey now, don’t lump me in with them. I’m enjoying this all in the correct spirit.
Beta McAlister:Me too.
Beta Porter:I’m having a great time myself. Plus, I’ll keep Nathan busy so you can have Eric do whatever to Cassandra.
Me:BETA PORTER YOU JOINED OUR CONVESATION! I LIVE! Fine, the rest of you fuddy duddies worry I won’t let you have any fun later. Because it’s GOOD!
I closed out my chat while my phone went off with alerts. TeleTed asked me, “What do you have planned later, Dylan? I know you have something because my mate is demanding that I tell you that he’s not mad and now enjoying it all in the spirit intended.” I laughed, “Of course he is. They all want the magic that I bring to this day in August.”
Lexi added, “Chase says he doesn’t care about the chaos because our pups are always running around and he’s definitely in for Christmas in August. Frank is all set too.” I squealed, “YOU BROUGHT NADINE WITH YOU! YES! AWWWWW! Hi, Nadine.”
Nadine laughed, “Well, Lexi and Ted have hired me as a consultant from time to time.” I cheered, “You go on super-fast Luna and TeleTed! I knew there were hidden treasures in the quiet mate of Frank’s mind. It’s always the quiet ones. Nadine here was all shy and in the background. Now here she is front and center. Clearly the world needed my Christmas Party. We should invite the world to Dylanmas.”
Haley said, “We invited my family so there are two realms infuckingvited.” Blade said, “Is excited.” I gasped, “YOU ARE EXCITED FOR MY PARTY?! YOU KNOW OF DYLANMAS?! I AM LEGENDARY!” The man gave me a deadpan stare. Haley explained, “Blade means my family is excited, especially my mom. Blade is excited though.”
I held up my hand and typed that into my notes. I told the ever so serious could speak perfect English guard, “Don’t worry, it will be in the memo that you’re excited.” Blade just stared at me. Lexi launched into the plans, “Alright let’s get into this.”
TeleTed said, “We thought every corner could be a different type of decor. We love the entrance and Haley’s ideas that you guys planned.” Lexi agreed, “We do, but then we thought every corner could be something different.”
They both looked at Nadine. The woman blushed saying, “I suggested a corner with Santa’s workshop that the pups could all come into before the party and be little elves with crafts. That way they can see the whole set up.” Haley chimed, “Which I think that would really fucking sell the Krampus coming to steal Christmas part.”
I gasped, “Nadine! As I live and breathe! You’re going to get the Alpha, Beta, and Gamma blood pumping because the pack pups worked on projects in Santa’s shop!” Nadine shrugged, “I mean from what I’ve seen the Fairies do around here, it does seem kind of fun.”
I squealed, “I’m so sad I could not crack your shell before now. This is brilliant. This is why you have think tanks, people! So all the amazing ideas can be covered. Yes, let’s get that idea going and invites out to the pups.”
I linked Lucas, “You tell Alpha Baby Daddy he will be having all the fun later because he’s into the pups being crazed. His are flash fast little holves. Be sure to mention he’s also in trouble for hiding the treasure that is Nadine away from me. We have cracked her shell open, and he can’t hide her again.”
Lucas replied, “That was more Frank’s doing.” I gasped, “Right you are. Tell Former Alpha Frank he’s also in trouble for that. Nadine is the best and I adore her creativity.” Lucas snorted, “I’ll do that.” I replied, “Do so because I’ll know if you don’t, you lovely Sleep Tyrant you.”
My brother in law snorted, “I’m not the reason you aren’t sleeping lately. That’s all you with your party.” I replied, “I am behind on Dylanmas, Lucas. You know I don’t like being late for my very important dates. Also, our precious Water Fairy Luna was involved with the plans to get the party going. Ergo it is your doing that I am losing sleep.”
Lucas sighed, "Because she’s my mate and fate brought her to me.” I complimented him, “I love that it’s not a question you’re asking. You get a gold star for following the logic. I raised you right and that makes me so happy.”
I linked Finn, “How are you doing?” Finn answered, “Good, just filing things.” I told him, “Third drawer in the fifth cabinet, son.” Finn squealed, “A milkshake!” I replied, “Two milkshakes. One for you and one for Jayden. Have fun filing!” Lucas linked, “MILKSHAKES! Those better not have caffeine.”
I asked, “Where do you buy milkshakes from, Lucas? I ask because I need caffeinated milkshakes in my life. They are from my Sonic restaurant, which does not sell caffeinated milkshakes. Have no fear I will do everything in my power to make that a thing now. Thank you for the suggestion.” Lucas groaned back, “That was my own fault.” At least he knew that.
I made a note on my phone. Fang told me, “A caffeinated milkshake would be great.” It would. I was going to open a new business because my Fairy relatives and friends could all make that happen. I would be rich! I opened my Beta Chat.
Beta Mattie:I take it all back. Bring on the fun, Dylan.
Beta James:We are owed fun for this insanity.
Beta Tex:Learn to speak the language of pups you youngins.
Beta Porter:LOL no joke. Bribe them you dumb asses.
Beta McAlister:Drake did that ages ago.
Beta Drake:Yeah, that was step one. Step two was having them run laps for prizes that I sent people to buy.
Beta Mattie:That’s genius.
Me:Of course it is. Beta Drake is an actual genius. I feel it in my bones Beta Drake will let us all meet his youngest soon. I can feel it on the wind. I will get that pup to love Christmas like I do. I’ve heard she loves it but not like I do yet.
