Lacy linked me, “Why do I have links that there is chaos in the pack?” I replied, “I do not know, lovely wife of mine. Maybe they just don't like holiday cheer. You have a good girls getaway day and don’t worry your pretty head about such things.”
I linked the pack, “Don’t you DARE link my mate or your Luna. It’s their getaway day that I specifically coordinated to line up with this Christmas Party planning day in August. If you make me be serious on today of all days, I will get you.”
Lucas snorted, “You did not just link that to the pack!” I gasped, “IT WAS YOU! You told Lacy about the chaos.” Lucas asked, “Do you really think it was me?” I replied, “It could go either way. You should know not to bring out serious Dylan on such a fun day. So does Alex, even though he’s complaining about it.” Lucas snorted, “I said nothing to Emmaline or Lacy.” Good.
Danver came in with refreshments. SGAP asked, “Is this eggnog?” I answered, “Of course it is, SGAP. Do we need to get your scent sniffer checked out? I’ll get you a specialist. Your pups already out sniff you and now you can’t identify eggnog. It’s fine. I’m on it.”
I began googling specialists. Fang chuckled, “Thor is annoyed.” I knew that. SGAP replied, “I can smell just fine.” I cooed, “Of course you can. You simply asked a question that implied you didn’t. This is something you do.” SGAP glared at me.
I told him, “I’ll fly you out the best ENT and charge your card for the expense of doing so.” SGAP growled, “I don’t require an ENT.” I nodded, “Sure, sure. I hear what you’re not saying. I’ll always have your back, SGAP. We won’t share nary a word about your on the fritz sniffer.” SGAP groaned.
Lucas directed the meeting, “Let’s get to why we are here.” I squealed, “Yes, let’s. Then I can get on with the better part of my day.” SGAP growled, “Fucking Ezra is doing shady shit.” I chimed in, “So, kill him.” Everyone looked at me.
I asked, “What? That’s his go to.” SGAP sighed, “I've been told I can’t.” I asked, “Why are you listening to whoever saidthat? Are you broken? I’ll get with your Fairy to fix this.” SGAP explained, “I’ve been told I need ample evidence.”
I questioned, “And you want me to tell the Creepy Ninja Assassins to off him? Can do. Though it’s a little weird you aren’t doing this yourself. OH NO! Are you on the outs with your in-laws? I’ll get a relationship guru in with the ENT.”
SGAP answered, “No, I’m not on the outs with my in-laws. We are fine.” I hummed, “Then you are finally acknowledging I get things done around here. Honestly, it’s about time. I’m pretty sure you could tell your guard who would tell your in-laws. I have some numbers though. I’ll make calls.”
SGAP groaned, “I don’t need you to make calls. I want to know if you’ve got evidence on Ezra, Dylan.” I cooed, “Me? Knowing something before you? This is truly Christmas in August. It’s a blessed day, and we should all celebrate. I’ve already kicked it off. I’m so good.”
SGAP growled, “Dylan, do you have anything?” I admitted, “No, but now I must triple my efforts. I will be on the ground floor. Alpha Ezra gives me the heebie jeebies. I just don’t know how Beta Drake communicates with the man or the pack. The Beta of said pack is all off too. He won’t accept my Christmas joy. Even Alpha Theo begrudgingly accepts it, even though deep down I know that he knows that I know he loves it.”
SGAP asked, “What do you mean about the Christmas joy part?” I replied, “That mean pack threw rocks at my carolers. I was simply spreading joy. Only horrible people throw things at carolers. So of course Alpha Ezra’s did.”
SGAP split his face. I shouted, “LUCAS, IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN! LOOK AWAY FINN! SAVE YOUR YOUNG EYES!” Jayden busted up laughing. Fang warned, “Thor is really excited about what you just said.” Interesting.
SGAP smugly asked, “Ezra’s Beta threw rocks at a present you sent them?” I gasped, “You’re calling it a present? OH MY GOD!You are going to make Alpha Ezra pay me restitution for his pack and Beta not accepting my Christmas cheer? YOU LOVE ME SO MUCH! You know it’s embarrassing when you shout it from the hilltops like this. People will talk.”
I whispered to Lucas, “It’s me, I’m people.” Lucas replied, “I know it’s you. In fact, we all do.” SGAP huffed, “Correction, I’m going to keep taking that pricks money whenever I can because he pisses me off. It just so happens Ezra turning down a gift from you, which is allowed, but then allowed his pack to throw things is not allowed. So, that works out for me in the end.”
I replied, “It’s kind of towing a line, but none of us are shocked. Everything works out for you.” SGAP disagreed, “No, it’s actually not towing the line. Were these Caroler’s wolves?” I answered, “Of course. I wasn’t sending in humans to Alpha Ezra’s pack. No one is that crazy.” SGAP said, “You do with Theo.”
I corrected, “His name is Alpha Theo, and that is because I am confident he won’t do anything to them. Plus, it’s amusing to me that he can't growl at them because they are humans.” SGAP snorted, “You fear for human’s lives if you were to send them to Ezra’s pack?”
I sighed, “Alpha Ezra. I let you get away with it because he upsets you so, but you went one too far.” SGAP growled, “Dylan.” I replied, “In answer to your question, yes.” SGAP snorted, “In reference to his title, the man is barely an Alpha.”
I squealed, “Yes, you get in my Christmas spirit and displace people from their titles. This is the sort of thing I’m talking about.” I told Finn, “That’s how SGAP emotes. The splitting of his face into that terrifying thing is new. Normally he just brings the pain, and people call him a psycho; but he’s our psycho.”
SGAP said, “Rest assured Ezra will be in touch to pay you for his pack’s infraction. Whose pack members were the carolersfrom? Because I know they weren’t mine.” I asked, “Which pack around here is their ally?” Lucas gasped, “You used RED RUN?”
I answered, “Of course. I thought they had the best chance of success.” SGAP snarled, “That idiot allowed pack members to throw rocks at his ALLIES?!” I grinned, “I am shocked to my core that is your reaction, and that I figured it would come up in this very meeting. A meeting that I stayed over here for on this joyous Christmas day in August.”
Lucas linked, “You’re so heavy on the sarcasm today.” I replied, “It’s those of us with Fairy blood’s bread and butter, Lucas.” SGAP said, “The fine is going to be so heavy Ezra won’t be able to pay it.” I snorted, “And have we figured out where his random influx of cash is coming from?”
SGAP growled, “No.” I cooed, “It’s ok. Don’t go to the growl-y place. Your growlers anonymous has been doing so well for you. Don’t ruin it for pesky Alpha should be bankrupt by now Ezra. He’s just so annoying and he’s trying to ruin Christmas.”
SGAP’s eyes narrowed, “You did this so I could have him fined.” I grinned, “We all play our parts. Did I know he’d throw rocks? No. I did not know his BETA would throw rocks at other wolves. One whose scent he should recognize. Did I know that you’d be mad on my behalf once it happened? Yes.”
I whispered, “Did I think you’d make him pay me for it? No, I was thinking you’d give him a black eye. You’re going about this with rules. Black eyes are better than money, I’m just saying. Physical violence is your usual language for dealing with problems.” SGAP looked at me.
I grinned, “Come on, I’m getting you into your Christmas beating up all cheer. It makes the people happy, and we have to give the people what they want in this season of joy.” SGAP growled, “It’s AUGUST, DYLAN!”
I corrected, “It’s Christmas Day in August. Think of how much pummeling you get to do in this fun return of myChristmas Party season with these new rules. Dylanmas will be so popular. I even sent said rules out to all the packs, Alpha Ezra included. They knew the rules, and they broke them.”
Lucas said, “Everyone does know that Dylan is serious about his rules.” I grinned, “Exactly. I just enforce the rules, SGAP.” SGAP retorted, “That you make up.” I grinned, “I sent a very large delivery of all sugar filled things to his pack too. I was a little surprised it got in, but I bet their whole pack is chaos with extra sugar and coffee filled pups.”
Lucas asked, “You gave all their pups coffee?” I answered, “I did more than that, because Alpha Ezra and his Beta threw rocks at Caroler’s. It’s offensive to Christmas, Lucas. He hurt my favorite holiday’s feelings.”
