Benedict: Quit what? ;)
Janie: Goodnight!
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Benedict: What’s for dinner tonight?
Janie: [photo]
Benedict: Grilled cheese again? Is it your favorite?
Janie: It’s Tuesday.
Benedict: Tuesday is Grilled Cheese Day?
Janie: I always have grilled cheese for dinner on Tuesdays.
Benedict: Don’t tell me…
Janie: Tell you what?
Benedict: Janelle Rae Rollins Clark, do you have a weekly schedule for your meals?
Janie: Lots of people do, it’s called meal planning. It’s for non-billionaires on a thing called a “budget”
Benedict: I’ll have to google that
Benedict: I want you to know it is taking great strength not to FaceTime you and open an official inquiry into your eating habits.
Janie: I’m proud of you. [trophy emoji]
Benedict: You mean to tell me you rotate through the same seven meals for dinner?
Janie: Basically.
Benedict: And if I were to counter that variety is the spice of life, you’d say…
Janie: that you sound like an off-brand fortune cookie
Benedict: This is mind-boggling to me. I’m totally boggled.
Benedict: Are you at least enjoying our recently remodeled, state-of-the-art kitchen?
Janie: I am.
Benedict: Good.
One hour later
Benedict: I need to know the schedule. It’s killing me.
Janie: Why are you the way that you are?
Benedict: Married a spreadsheet addict, now I have to know all the details about everything all the time. Bloody annoying.
Janie: LOL
Janie: [screenshot]
