Benedict: WTF, YOU HAVE AN ACTUAL SPREADSHEET
Janie: No need to yell about it.
Benedict: AND YOU ALSO DO THIS WITH LUNCH?!
Janie: It’s simple. It’s very Steve Jobs of me.
Benedict: The Apple man?
Janie: The genius who wore the same thing every day, yes.
Benedict: Yet you like to mix up your clothes?
Janie: Only for special occasions.
Benedict: I am deeply confused. And concerned.
Benedict: Are these at least your absolute favorite meals?
Janie: Does it look like it?
Benedict: Again…not calling you right now. Another trophy please.
Janie: [trophy emoji]
Benedict: But seriously, Janelle, pitch this spreadsheet in the damn bin, you don’t need to be on a budget anymore. If you’re going to eat the same things over and over they should be your favorites.
Janie: I appreciate what you’re saying but these are simple meals. I’m not much of a cook.
Benedict: We will be discussing this at length this weekend. Prepare yourself.
Janie: You know what? I think I’m coming down with something. Better stay here.
Benedict: Not happening.
Janie: We’ll see.
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Benedict: Happy Wednesday, or shall we say, Turkey Melt Day
Janie: Don’t you need to “work”?
Benedict: Speaking of, look at this:
Benedict: [photo]
Janie: Where are you?
Benedict: What does it look like to you, genuinely asking
Janie: A lobby?
Benedict: Does it look like a hospital waiting room to you?
Janie: What??!?!!? Are you in the hospital?!
Benedict: No, I’m fine.
