Ben: YES. AGAIN, IN ALL CAPS
Samantha: I mean you might be good for her, if you’re sure you won’t hurt her.
Ben: I won’t.
Samantha: Ok then you need me!
Samantha: Keep asking me for tips!
Samantha: You need to keep me posted EVERY SECOND
Ben: Ha, no.
Samantha: Yes!
Samantha: And I’m telling Emerson obviously
Ben: Obviously
Samantha: Have you talked to Skye yet?
Ben: I don’t have her number but I imagine Janie will want to talk to Skye before me
Ben: And before you.
Ben: So just us and Emerson for now, okay?
Samantha: Ahhhhhh
Samantha: You don’t realize what you’re asking of meeeeee
Ben: Okay, sis?
Samantha: UGH OK. [mouth zipped emoji]
Ben: Thanks.
Ben: So, you’re sure. Boring.
Samantha: Positive
Ben: Flowers? Chocolates? Other gifts?
Samantha: [anxious emoji]
Ben: So no gifts?
Samantha: I mean, I don’t know, but it feels a bit flashy. Remember you’re boring, stable, reliable. Not flashy.
Ben: Bloody hell. How do you woo a woman without romance or gifts?
Samantha: Titillating conversation?
Ben: I like the sounds of the first bit
Samantha: No sex! You’re working against your playboy rep here. Remember You’re SERIOUS about HER. About DATING
Samantha: Not HORNY for the nearest hottie
