Samantha: lolz
Ben: I’m serious
Samantha: Ben.
Ben: Sam.
Samantha: You cannot hurt her. She’s been through enough with Theo
Ben: I wouldn’t hurt her
Samantha: You will if you’re having fun and she’s catching feels
Ben: I’m trying to tell you I’M catching feels and so far you’ve just laughed in my face
Samantha: Sorry!
Samantha: Sorry.
Samantha: Okay.
Samantha: Let’s see.
Samantha: If you want to win her over to actually date you, show her you’re serious about her. Romance and charm aren’t going to do it.
Samantha: Try and be, like, boring
Ben: You’re serious?
Samantha: Yes. She’s a creature of habit.
Samantha: Think at work at 8, clocks out at 5, dinner at home, in bed reading by nine, same morning routine, same night time routine
Samantha: x1000
Ben: Theo was boring?
Samantha: No, actually, Theo was a lot like you
Samantha: But that’s the problem
Samantha: You don’t want to give Theo vibes
Ben: Okay
Samantha: Okay? Have you thought about this? Don’t you go to a different restaurant every night, no repeats?!
Ben: I repeat occasionally
Samantha: LOL
Samantha: Good luck brother
Samantha: You’re going to need it
Ben: Thanks for the vote of confidence, sis
Samantha: You’re SURE you want to DATE her. You’re SERIOUS?!
