Samantha: #Banie
Samantha: I can’t believe this.
Ben: But you’ve just told me I have no chance?
Samantha: Yeah.
Samantha: Probably not.
Samantha: Ever since #tendaya she has been very anti-men. Only dated a few very quiet, serious brainy numbers guys who are exactly like her.
Ben: Tendaya?
Samantha: Janie looks like Zendaya and Theo looks like a young Taye Diggs.
Ben: Who?
Samantha: [Getty Image of Taye Diggs]
Ben: Bollocks. He is good-looking.
Samantha: And JACKED
Samantha: He’s a sculptor.
Samantha: Works well with his big strong hands
Ben: I get it
Samantha: Sensitive too
Samantha: So hot.
Samantha: They were, like, the hottest.
Ben: I GET IT.
Samantha: Wait, you really like her????
Ben: Yes
Samantha: You want to date her?
Ben: Yes
Samantha: Not sleep with her?
Ben: Well, I hope those aren’t mutually exclusive.
Samantha: I just don’t know about this.
Ben: Because I’m not her type?
Samantha: Because you’re not the relationship type, Ben.
Samantha: No judgement. Just facts.
Ben: Maybe I’ve changed.
