Samantha: What!
Samantha: How?
Samantha: Where are you guys?!
Samantha: Why are you sitting so close?!
Samantha: WTF!
Ben: Sunny Samantha, my dear, sweet, excitable *ridiculous* sister-in-law whom I love: Please try to send your thoughts in one text message!
Samantha: NO
Samantha: I’M TOO EXCITED
Samantha: TELL ME WHAT’S HAPPENING
Ben: Do you think I have a shot with her?
Samantha: WHAT!
Samantha: DEFINE “A SHOT”
Ben: ONLY IF YOU’LL STOP SHOUTING
Samantha: What do you mean? Like for real? Like dating?
Ben: Yes.
Samantha: Oh, then no. LOL
Ben: Ouch
Samantha: She might *might* mess around with you for fun but that’s it
Ben: Why do you say that?
Samantha: I don’t think you’re her type
Ben: What’s her type? Theo?
Samantha: SHE TOLD YOU ABOUT THEO?!
Samantha: Sorry. She told you about Theo?!
Samantha: You guys are talking about past relationships?!
Ben: It might’ve come up.
Samantha: On what is very clearly A DATE
Samantha: You’re DATING Janie.
Samantha: Have you talked to your brother about this?!?!?!?!
Ben: No, you’re the first person I’ve told.
Samantha: OMG OMG OMG
