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Thomas

What? Why?

Avi

They dared us.

Thomas

What?

Avi

They dared us to answer every question honestly. You can’t turn down a dare.

Thomas

Why do you hate me? Did I spoil you all too much? Is this why you’re like this? Maybe I was wrong not to spank you.

Mac

Please they’re all kinky enough without adding that to the mix.

Zane

I don’t think it’s that bad. Maybe not that many people tuned in? It’s a holiday. People were getting drunk with their families, not watching my live. How many people could there have been?

Thomas

According to Ramona? Approximately 64k people, give or take. You have ten million followers, Zane. You should know that.

Zane

Sober me is well aware. Drunk me, not so much.

Thomas

Which is why I blame my son.

Asa

Why me? I didn’t get him drunk. Blame Felix. He’s the one who decided to serve him red wine in a fucking water goblet.

Avi

He’s right. Might as well have been a Stanley cup the way those two were chugging it down. We all know that Zaney and red wine don’t mix.

Thomas

Then why did you let them drink it?

Asa

Let them? What are we, their bosses? That’s a bit misogynistic of you, dad.

Thomas

Misogynistic? You’re all men. For fucks sake.