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Noah

Zane? Is this about the sex attic thing?

Thomas

The what?

Noah

Nothing.

Adam

Smooth.

Thomas

This is about Zane going live.

Lucas

And that’s scandalous? Isn’t he live all the time? If it was Asa or Avi, sure. But Zane? Our Zaney? What happened?

Asa

I believe he’s referring to Zane and Felix finishing off an entire bottle of red wine on camera while the internet asked them questions.

Thomas

How could you let this happen?

Asa

Me? How is this my fault? You’re the one who wanted to make him YouTube famous to cover our asses. Don’t be mad at me because it worked.

Thomas

It’s not the fame that’s the problem. It’s the publicly coming out as polyamorous. You couldn’t have taken five fucking minutes to ponder the fucking PR nightmare Ramona will be juggling? Now, instead of being home with her family, she’s in the office writing a press release trying to convince the world that my sons aren’t fucking each other.

Noah

What now? What is happening? Who’s fucking who?

Zane

We didn’t come out. Not exactly. They were asking us completely out of pocket questions.

Aiden

It’s the internet. Of course, they were.

Thomas

Then you lie.

Avi

We couldn’t lie.