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you've been raising this animal in a state of complete gender confusion for a week? What kind of father, are you?

Marcus:

It's not my fault! And anyway, I didn't confuse him, he was just wearing pink. Rocking it, if I do say so myself.

Rhys:

You'd have to, because no one else is.

Zachary:

Great fathering, bro.

Marcus:

I am! I have a mug that says "Cannoli's best dad!"

Zachary:

You bought it yourself.

Marcus:

Well, of course I did, Cannoli doesn't have Apple Pay. But it's the thought that counts.

Rhys:

That swamp rat hasn't had a thought in its entire life.

Marcus:

HIS! And I bet he's going to have some thoughts when I take him onto your bed to do his business later.

Alexia:

Don't you dare! I sleep on that bed too.

Marcus:

Cannoli says, "Sorry, Mummy Lexi. You'll just have to sleep on Daddy Marcus's bed instead."

Alexia:

Yeah. We're going to have to have a chat about this Mummy/Daddy business.

Rhys:

Bet you wouldn't have a problem calling me Daddy though, would you, Alexi?

Alexia:

*blushes*

Leon has left the chat.

Rhys:

MARCUS!! PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE?