Marcus:
She's a ferret, douchebutt. And her name is Cannoli.
Zachary:
Rhys, I told you not to give him his allowance this week.
Rhys:
He would've just stolen my credit card. Seriously, though. What is that?
Marcus:
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Isn't she adorable? She fits right in my hard hat, slept in it the whole way.
Alexia:
Babe, where did she even come from?
Marcus:
I told you I was going to get one from the shelter weeks ago.
Leon:
This is why I should never have gone to Port Lincoln. First you all end up involved with my sister. And now we have a fucking stretched out sock puppet living in our house.
Alexia:
I…have a class to teach. Um, she's adorable, babe. You two look like you'll be very happy together.
Marcus:
Thanks, babygirl. She's basically our child. She shall call you Mummy.
Alexia:
Yeah…um, I'm going to let the rest of you sort this out.
Rhys:
Is that swamp rat drinking out of my favourite water glass?
Marcus:
She says "Thank you, Uncle Rhys-y."
Rhys:
Swamp Rat's about to be fatherless.
Marcus:
So small update. Cannoli is not a girl. Vet just told me. he's a boy. she's a he. I've been saying "she" for a week. I even bought her a pink harness
Leon: