Page 54 of His To Obey

“The dasher. It says his name right here.” I turned my phone in his direction so he could read the screen.

“Fuck no. I got it. Take them fuckin clothes off and be ready for me.” He hopped up and headed out towards the door.

“You gonna answer without underwear on?”

“Hell yea. I need him to know not to get any ideas with my girl.”

“Oh my God.” I threw myself back on the bed. Chuckling I waited to hear the response to him being naked answering the door.

“Bee bee I’m ho, oh my God.”

“Damn!”

“Oh shit!” I jumped up knowing my ears must have been deceiving me. Throwing on my robe I sprinted to my front door. Pharaoh was running by me in the hall holding one hand over his third leg as if it would cover that massive thing.

“Momma!” I squealed running and jumping in her arms.

“Oh, we hug willingly now?”

“Child if I was getting dicked down by that midget he calls a penis; I would be hugging too. I would be the sunshine in all this rain.”

“Ruby.” My momma slapped my aunties arm. I still hadn’t let her go. I couldn’t believe she was here, free, in my house. No shackles or orange jumpsuit. Just her, in very cute jeans and top.

“I’m home baby.”

“Momma.”

“It’s alright.” She patted my back and I held on tighter.

“We ain’t going nowhere. Go on and get the dick off your breath and put on some clothes. We are hungry.” My aunt spoke again lifting all the grocery bags on the kitchen counter.

“Gross Aunt Ruby. I don’t have dick on my breath.” I frowned, knowing damn well I had a lot of dick on my breath.

“Well, if you don’t. Take your time back there. Put as much of that monster in your mouth as you can. But don’t take too much time, like I said we hungry.”

“Ruby, will you shut the hell up. He can probably hear you.”

“You think so, well boy where your daddy at?” We all laughed at my crazy aunt. She was a mess and ten times worse when she got around my momma.

“Dawn, and I will be here. Go on.” She spoke when our laughter subsided.

“Okay.” I stared at my mom, scared if I blinked, she would disappear again. She winked reassuring me and I took that as my cue to go get cleaned up.

“Hey.” I smirked when I made it in the room. Pharaoh was putting on his clothes.

“The shits not funny B. Don’t laugh.”

“Gotta admit it’s kind of funny.”

“Nah hell it ain’t.”

“Nobody told you to answer the door with your dick swinging tryna make a point.”

“Man, whatever.” He sat down and started putting his shoes on.

“You leaving?”

“Yea, I’ma let you chill with your moms.”