Sloane
Oh God. No. I’ll come get you. Don’t go home with your ex . . . again.
Maxie
Come get me? Where are you?
Sloane
I’m home. It didn’t happen with Todd. He’s a jerk.
Maxie
Well, shit. Don’t hate me, but one of us should get laid tonight and I vote that it’s me.
I rolled my eyes. Ashton had led Maxine on for years. He’d promised to marry her every couple months, but the ring never came. Then he’d started ghosting her for trips with “the boys” up to Napa or out to Vegas, where he’d clearly fuck around on her. Once, he and his friends had gone to Brazil and he’d come back with dozens of photos on his phone of a woman he’d gotten naked.
Sloane
Use protection. Never know where that dog’s been lately.
Maxie
Duh, I’m not that stupid. Last thing I need is a disease.
Sloane
Or a parasite.
Maxie
Plan B, baby!
Sloane
Maxie!
Maxie
JK! I have plenty of condoms. MOM.
Sloane
Love you. Call me tomorrow.
Maxie
XOXO
I moved on to my next notification. It was the lawyer for my newest client, a newbie who had been scouted during his junior year of high school and had played through college.
Jim
Kai got another offer on the table. I’m not interested but knew you’d want to know who put it in.
He forwarded me the email. The signature felt like a punch to my gut.
Benjamin Tremblay.