Yes! She changed her mind.
Thank fuck for that.
“Hey.” My morning voice was a husky mess, but that was sexy, right? Girls loved that kind of shit. I was just opening my mouth to say something cool when I spotted the razor in her hand.
Why is she shaving?
Wait.Whatis she shaving?
That cute smirk was starting to look wicked, and when she waggled that fucking razor in her hand, the air in my lungs evaporated. I reached for my face, running a finger over my nonexistent right eyebrow, and let out a roar.
“What the fuck, woman!” Plucking her off me, I put her on the ground, not caring when she stumbles back and lands on Sawyer’s empty bed.
Where is he?
Did he put her up to this?
I’m gonna kill him!
“You okay?” Sawyer calls from downstairs, and then I hear footsteps running toward the room.
“What’s going on?” Ben appears, half-dressed and pale. He takes in the scene and doesn’t notice at first, frowning when he spots the razor in Nix’s hand, then whipping his head to look at me.
I point at my missing eyebrow, and he blinks. “Oh.”
That’s it?
That’s all he’s got to say?
I’m raging as I throw off the covers, my morning erection having scuttled into hiding the second I realized what she’d done.
That psycho bitch!
“Why would you do this?” I shout at her.
She’s so short beside my towering body, but she doesn’t seem intimidated. She just waggles that razor again and smirks. “It’s called payback, asshole. You humiliate me, I humiliate you.”
“I don’t even know what you’re talking about!”
“Oh, so your drunk ass can’t remember?” Her eyes spark dangerously.
I frown, shaking my head, then wincing as I try to recall what I did to cause her to act so damn insane.
“You told everyone I had a monobrow and tried to pluck it with tweezers last night!” Nix suddenly starts yelling, her eyes bright with indignation as she shoves the razor toward me. I snatch her wrist, flicking her arm away before she can do any more damage. “This is the least of what you deserve. And I would have shaved both if you hadn’t woken up!”
This is un-fucking-believable!
My eyebrow!
My beautiful eyebrow!
I’m gonna look like a fucking idiot until it grows back… and even then! Will it grow back the same?
Fuck!
I run my finger over the brutally smooth skin, and rage fires through me all over again.
“You… bitch!” The word pops out before I can stop it, and Ben bulges his eyes at me while Nix starts laughing.
