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CHAPTER 16

BUCKLE

Mate Chat

Abel: If one were to want to watch a certain type of video, where would one look?

I snort at the question. Then groan.

Perry: what kind of certain type of video?

Abel: …you know. ::eggplant emoji::eggplant emoji::

I spit out the soda I’m sipping. What the heck? What brought this on, but if Abel’s comfortable asking via group text, that’s gotta be a good sign.

Buckle: I have a few sites I like. What are you in the mood for?

Three dots wiggle as Abel types something up.

Abel: ::eggplant emoji:: ::peach emoji::

“You’re killing me Abel,” I say to myself.

Abel: I don’t want a virus on my phone. But I don’t know where to look.

Perry: we could both send you dick pics. or videos. ;)

Abel: No! :O I don’t want to have something like that on my phone. What if someone sees it in public? I would die!

Buckle: Aren’t you at work?

Abel: It’s lunchtime!

Perry: you don’t want your mates’s dicks on your phone but you’ll watch randos? i’m a little insulted.

Dots wiggle again.

Abel: ::cries:: I’m not ready for your dicks.

I stifle a laugh.

Perry: i jest, of course. hugs and forehead kisses. i can bring you a DVD if you want? at pleasures, i have an entire room dedicated to porn.

Abel: I don’t have a DVD player. Just my phone or my tablet.

Buckle: I have a DVD player. We could watch something together tomorrow after dinner.

It’s probably too much for him. The dots wiggle.

And wiggle.

Perry: i can grab a few that are more educational in a sense.

Those damn dots keep bouncing.

Abel: Okay. But I’m going to talk during the entire thing and ask a bunch of questions. Obviously, I understand how sex works. But… questions.

Immediately, I get a text from Perry outside of the group chat.