STEVIE
Just the fumbling of trying to look like they didn’t get caught doing something. Wyn, can you PLEASE share? I need more details. I’m withering in celibacy-land
JO
Fucking around in public is not a new concept for you...
STEVIE
Where’s the middle finger emoji?
JO
You’re also married, so obviously you’re not celibate.
STEVIE
Do I need to explain my relationship with Theo to you again?
The wall of texts continues into this morning.
JO
Good morning, my beautiful old hags. Why have we still not heard from Wyn?
STEVIE
Wynnie, are you getting railed right now?
STEVIE
I swear to every goddess in the universe that if she answers yes, mid-pump, suck, or thrust, I will be the happ-happ-happiest.
JO
It’s really you that we should be most concerned about. Happ-Happ-Happiest!??
STEVIE
Yes, fuck you very much. I’m excited that my big sister is having a taste upgrade in men. Still not sure where he came from, but yum, Wyn. Yum.
JO
Nom nom nom, Wyn.
STEVIE
I’m eating breakfast and still no response . . .
Should we be concerned? I’m going to do a drive-by.
We can paperboy more condoms at her door, just in case.
Oh shit.
I rush into the bathroom, quickly typing a response.
WYN
