Facts, I am.
But, this is what you need to know.
Dino Nugget Family Size Packs are on sale three for the price of two.
AIDEN
Muting this chat.
BRYSON
Thanks for theheads up bud!
CROSBY
I can’t believe I unclipped my phone from my belt for this.
Wait. Tell me you’re kidding.
EMMETT
He’s not kidding.
FELIX
E.T. Send us a picture confirmation.
CROSBY
Don’t you dare.
I don’t need another chat firing off about my clothing.
Then make better choices!
BRYSON
I’m no fashionista, but even I know that’s a dud bud.
EMMETT
Picture of Crosby walking up to the entrance of the practice facility with his phone clipped to a holster threaded through his belt.
FELIX
Thank you Emmett.
CROSBY
You’re dead to me E.T.
Don’t hate the messenger.
CROSBY
I can hate you all.
AIDEN