Figured.
When can we find out ho muchI love them?
How*
No, I think ho is correct.
Shut up.
What are you up to today?
Our Captain, Felix, is hosting a party. We just finished a Slip-N-Slide relay race.
One of those tarps you throw your body to the ground on?
Exactly!
Sounds painful.
I slam guys into the boards for a living. I can handle some dirt.
You sure it’s not mud wrestling?
I mean, a boy can dream.
But it would be my teammates and I would much rather mud wrestle with a rockstar.
Flirt.
You brought up mud wrestling!
I was just following yourlead.
What else are you doing this summer?
Why? You miss me?
Yes.
You just come right out and say it?
Where are the games, Charming?
I hate games.
I love games. In fact, I play one professionally for a lot of fucking money.
I meant relationship games.
All relationships are games.
And I score a lot in my games.
Aren’t you a defensemen?
You really don’t play games do you. I was trying to flirt again, you know, "scoring".
And I was moving us past that.