Lizzy:
Ewww… my friends never did that!
Raven:
Mine did. (shrug emoji)
Sloane:
Same here.
Lanie:
Especially if he showed up in uniform. It was most women’s kryptonite. I swear, my fourth-grade teacher even drooled when he entered the room one time. (Talk about embarrassing)
Raven:
So… did you confront him?
Lizzy:
He has no idea I was there… and none of you had better tell him either.
Lanie:
Yeah, I’m not touching THAT with a ten-foot pole!
Sloane:
Hard pass for me… Not my monkey or circus.
Raven:
I can see it now… sitting him down for the birds and bees talk, the way he tried with us as teens. (laughing emoji)
Lanie:
Maybe we just start filling his drawers with condoms???
Sloane:
With our luck, one of our unsuspecting kids would find them first, and he’d have a lot of explaining to do.
Raven:
I for one am happy for him. He deserves to find someone.
Sloane:
As long as he’s happy, all the power—and great sex—to him.
Lanie:
Agreed. If it’s someone worth bringing around, I’m sure he will in due time.
Sloane:
Now I’m dying to find out who Faye is!
