Thanks for that, twat.
ME
My bad. I meant your secret chess club.
KILLIAN
Fuck off.
RIDGE
I have questions.
KILLIAN
You fuck off too.
BANKS
Maybe he was intimidated by you.
ME
Who?
BANKS
Kent. Maybe he thought you’d steal his mystery girlfriend away.
I sincerely hope that isn’t true. But it would explain why he was so squirrelly anytime I asked anything about her.
ME
Whatever, it doesn’t matter. I’m just asking if anyone knows a reasonably normal someone who needs a roommate. Fuck, you guys are hard to keep focused.
BANKS
I’ll ask the model chat I’m in. They’re all young, single guys.
ME
Please don’t do that.
BANKS
Why?
ME
Because I don’t want to be known as “the funny one” when people come over.
BANKS
*eye-rolling emoji*
ME
You could just use the fucking emoji.
