Mom – They are.
Mom – Only seventeen more hours.
Holly Anne – I am so excited.
Mom – I get to have another daughter!
K – Yeah... so much fun.
Mom – Oh, K. Are your headaches hurting you again?
K – Yep.
And there was K being sarcastic as always.
And yes... K, is my sister. Just wait for her name... It’s going to make this night so much fun.
Aunt Brenda – Now don’t forget to shave everything. No man wants a bush.
Aunt Kate – Actually, Antonie likes the strip.
Me – Ummm, I didn’t need to know that.
K – Of course you didn’t. Miss Goodie Two-Shoes.
Mom – Kimber!
Aunt Brenda – Kimber, dear, you are missing out.
Aunt Kate – You really are. I know... I’ll set you up with Harold.
Me – Harold is gay.
Aunt Kate – No. He’s bi. I heard he has a magical tongue.
Mom – He does.
K – What?
Holly Anne – What?
Me – Say what?
Aunt Brenda – You pulled that stick out of your behind! W2G.
Aunt Kate – Yes!
Mom – Oh my god. He was with my hairdresser. She told me.
Mom – Honestly. Do you really think I would cheat on Robert?
K – You should.
Holly Anne – Umm.
Mom – K!
K – What? He cheats on you.
