Fox: Finally! The people need to know how awesome they are!
Lawson: Right. So, anyway…are we just not going to talk about Keller being married?
Hutch: It’s none of our business. He’s made that clear.
Locke: Just drop it, Lawsy.
Lawson: Come on! You guys cannot be serious! He kept this HUGE secret from us. Are you telling me you don’t want to know more?
Lawson: Your silence is deafening.
Lawson: Hello?
Hayes: Shhhhh
Lawson: No.
Lawson: Come on, really? Is anybody going to talk to me?
Lawson: HELLO?
Lawson: Wow, you guys suck.
Hayes: Then request a trade.
Lawson: GASP
Lawson: I would never! I love you guys, even if you don’t love me.
Hutch: Fucking hell, are you always so dramatic?
Hayes: Dude, right? I kind of wish Keller would chime in, just to tell him to shut the fuck up.
Locke: No, we need to give him space right now. We shouldn’t even be blowing his phone up like this.
Lawson: I think we’re all being just a little overdramatic about this, aren’t we?
Hutch: I’m sorry, but did YOU just say WE’RE being overdramatic? YOU?!?!?
Lawson: Uh, yeah. Because nobody will talk about it. I mean, so he’s married? WHO CARES!
Hayes: Obviously you do.
Lawson: Duh. But I mean like…who REALLY cares, you know? Why didn’t he just tell us about it?
Locke: Because clearly something big went down, and that’s why she’s not been around, and why he doesn’t talk about her. So zip it.
Lawson: But maybe talking about it will help. I’m a great listener.
Fox: He actually is.
Lawson: SEE? Foxy agrees with me!
Fox: Not about Keller, just so we’re clear.
Lawson: Booooo!
Lawson: Look, all I’m saying is, I’m kind of a little hurt he didn’t confide in us. We tell him everything.
