Hutch: No, Lawsy, YOU tell him everything. You tell EVERYONE everything. You have no boundaries and no filter.
Lawson: And that’s okay with me. What’s the fun in having those things anyway???
Lawson: I just want to know why he didn’t trust us, that’s all.
Lawson: See, you guys aren’t even responding, which tells me you agree.
Lawson: He LIED to us. He pretended he was single. He made jokes about doing my mom. And he was married the whole time!
Hayes: Did you ever stop to think it might have been his way of coping with it? He was grieving. Give him a break.
Lawson: He was actively lying to us.
Hutch: Like you lied to us about sneaking around with Rory?
Lawson: AS IF YOU HAVE ANY ROOM TO TALK, MR. GRUMBLES!
Hayes: You really don’t, Hutch.
Hayes: And just so we’re clear, I don’t either.
Fox: Me either. Even though you guys knew I was lying, I was still doing it.
Locke: I’m not sure I even need to chime in here.
Hutch: Considering I JUST found out about you banging my stepsister and moving her into your apartment, maybe it’s best to sit this one out.
Lawson: Okay, fine. So we’ve all lied to one another. But this just feels…different.
Locke: Which is why we should leave him be and let him work through it. Keller has always done shit his way.
Lawson: Yeah, and how’s that been working out for him, huh? He’s a grump, he’s mean, and he keeps saying he’s going to do nasty things to my mom.
Hayes: You’ve said you’d do “nasty things” to his mom, too. Not sure you have a leg to stand on with that one.
Lawson: Tushy
Lawson: TOOCHE
Lawson: TWOSHAY
Lawson: The fuck do you spell that damn word???
Fox: Touché.
Lawson: THANK YOU!
Lawson: Touché, Hayes.
Lawson: But I still don’t think we should let this slide.
Locke: You just want the hot gossip.
Hayes: Ew. Can you please not say that again? You’re way too old to do so, and that sounded creepy.
Fox: Yeah, that was weird.
Locke: Fine. You just want the tea, then.
