Lawson: Wow. Rude.
LAWSON HAS CHANGED THE GROUP CHAT NAME TO “KELLER WOULD LICK HIS OWN BALLS IF HE COULD, AND WE ARE SOOOO A CLUB, BABY”
Me: I really hate you.
Lawson: Liar.
LAWSON HAS CHANGED THE GROUP CHAT NAME TO “KELLER LOVES LAWSON”
Lawson: Awwwww, Kells. That is SO sweet. I love you too, buddy.
KELLER HAS LEFT THE GROUP CHAT
LAWSON HAS ADDED KELLER TO THE GROUP CHAT
Lawson: Nice try, buddy. But you’re stuck with us.
KELLER HAS CHANGED THE GROUP CHAT NAME TO “LAWSON CRIES EVERY TIME HE CUMS”
Lawson: I’m quitting the team.
Me: Don’t tease me like that.
LAWSON CHANGED THE GROUP CHAT NAME TO “KELLER IS A BUTTHOLE AND A DIRTY LIAR AND HE EATS HIS OWN BOOGERS”
Hayes: Okay, this is just getting really sad at this point.
Hutch: It really is. And annoying.
Locke: Seriously. I need my pre-game nap. I’m old, remember?
Lawson: At least you’ve finally admitted it!
FOX HAS CHANGED THE GROUP CHAT NAME TO “WHY CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?”
Lawson: Okay, that’s too cute, Foxy.
Fox: Thanks, but also…and I say this with respect…shut up.
Lawson: BUDDY!
Lawson: But okay. I get it, I get it. I’ll let you guys sleep now.
Lawson: I love you, Hutchy.
Hutch: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME????
Lawson: I love you, Lockey Poo.
Locke:
Lawson: I love you, Foxy Baby.
Fox: Love you too, buddy.
Lawson: I love you, Hayesy.
Hayes: …
