Lawson: No.
Lawson: YES. Because I am not dramatic. I’m passionate.
Me: I think the word you’re looking for is annoying.
Lawson: That’s not what your mom said.
Lawson: Wait, seriously? No comeback, Kells?
Me: Not really in the mood.
Lawson: What’s wrong? Is Chloe tired of you already?
Me: Shut up, Lawson.
Lawson: Aw, come on, Mr. Secretly Married. I was only teasing.
Lawson: Speaking of being married, how’s the wife, Hutchy?
Hutch: Perfect. Now shut up.
Hayes: I’m trying to take a fucking nap, so can we not do this today?
Locke: What they said.
Me: Looks like I’m not the only one who hates you today, Lawsy.
Lawson: Jeez, is everyone in a bad mood?
Fox: Uh, we’re in the middle of a horrible road trip. I’d say the chances are pretty damn high.
Lawson: You know what’s not high? Your save percentage.
Hayes: You know, I think it really might actually be time to delete this group chat.
Lawson: WHAT
Lawson: NOOOOOOO
Lawson: I was kidding. I love you guys. Please come back.
Lawson: Hello?
Lawson: Foxy Baby?
Lawson: I’m sorry! I was teasing. I’M A FUNNY GUY. HA HA!
Lawson: This is totally going to ruin the podcast. I was going to have you all on as guests. We were going to talk about our club and everything.
Me: We aren’t a fucking club.
Lawson: You can’t see me right now, but I’m pointing to the group chat name.
Me: Uh, it literally just says SERPENTS SINGLES GROUP CHAT.
LAWSON HAS CHANGED THE GROUP CHAT NAME TO “SERPENTS SINGLES CLUB GROUP CHAT”
KELLER HAS CHANGED THE GROUP CHAT NAME TO “WE’RE NOT A FUCKING CLUB. ALSO, SHUT THE FUCK UP, LAWSON.”
