I am not scared.
But I don’t mentally scar innocents.
Blake
No? I think watching us together would be fine for our kitten.
BunnytheKiller
She’s your kitten. Not mine.
Blake
You’re concerned about her welfare. Not typical assassin behaviour.
BunnytheKiller
I’m in the business of permanently problem solving people, but I’m not a monster.
Blake
Why are you a professional unaliver?
An especially important question, given that I’m very sure she isn’t anything of the sort.
BunnytheKiller
For fun. For thrills.
Why are you a mafia boss?
Blake
Same. Thrills.
BunnytheKiller
What do you find most thrilling about your job?
Blake
The spreadsheets.
BunnytheKiller
Thank you for that. I’ll be sending you the bill for the carpet cleaning after my tea snorted from my nose as I laughed.
Blake
Third de-tea burns, too?
BunnytheKiller
Yeah, that’s not funny. Why do you have spreadsheets?
Blake
All jobs devolve to using spreadsheets as you get higher up.
