BunnytheKiller
You have a future in cat content creation. In case you want a change of job.
It’s a nice opening, and I take it.
Blake
Are you thinking of giving up your present vocation? I’ll lend you my kitten if you want a change.
BunnytheKiller
You can’t just pass off your kitten on me! What if I’m an unsuitable person to care for an animal?!
Blake
What, like an assassin? Or a mafia boss?
BunnytheKiller
Mafia bosses do have a history of being bad at pet ownership. See the previously mentioned horses.
Blake
Be grateful I got a kitten and not a hippo.
BunnytheKiller
Yeah, definitely couldn’t accept a hippo as a pet. Impractical in an apartment.
A tiny snippet of information about her, and I hoard it.
Blake
You can come to my house and share my kitten any time you like. Speaking of which, when are you visiting me?
BunnytheKiller
Attempting to lure me to my death with a kitten won’t work.
Blake
Are you sure?
I send another picture, this one from last night when she’s curled on my chest.
Yes, I took photos.
I didn’t realise this was why.
BunnytheKiller
That’s not playing fair.
Blake
You’re scared.
BunnytheKiller
