Page 71 of The Grumpy Count


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“It never lasts. Sooner or later, he figures out she’s there only for his money.”

Slitting my eyes at Mom, I ask, “Are you sure?”

“No one,” she says, “not even the best actor, can hide the absence of love for more than a year. In a marriage, there are too many situations, big and small, that together end up unmasking the charade.”

“What are you saying, Mom?”

She lifts a hand and lets it fall. “I’m sorry, I can’t explain it any better.”

“When your mother and I met in Bordeaux,” Dad says, “she had a good life there and a great job at the mayor’s office.”

“Really?” I goggle at her.

“It was an entry-level position but a good one,” she says. “With prospects.”

“You never told me about that job.”

She frowns. “It was just a detail…”

“It wasn’t!”It changes my perception of you.

Mom searches my face.

How can I explain this with tact?

Cautiously, I begin, “I thought you finished PA school but never earned a living, to come into your own. I thought you went straight from living off your parents to living off your husband.”

“When we met,” Dad says, “I hadn’t graduated yet. I was in debt, broke, a lot poorer than your mom.” He chuckles. “She paid for my drinks when we went out.”

Now it’s him I’m gawking at.

“It was the following year,” he continues, “that I joined a law firm, moved on to the London Stock Exchange, and started making money.” He glances at Mom. “We were in a long-distance relationship at that time.”

“What happened then?” I ask.

I can’t believe they never told me their story before!I mean, I was familiar with the general plot, but not with the finer details, which sort of changes everything. Then again, I never asked. I had those patriarchal archetypes in my head, and my parents fit in them all too neatly.

“I hated it,” Mom says.

I blink at her. “What?”

“The long-distance thing. And, so…” She glances at Dad. “Pretty Womanhad just come out, so I shamelessly stole Julia Roberts’s line and told your dad I wanted the fairy tale.”

He laughs. “Yes, you did.”

“I said to him we couldn’t go on like that anymore,” she continues, “and that I was willing to quit my job and move to London to be with him. My English was good enough to work as a waitress in a café or a pub.”

“And?” I lean toward her.

“I moved in with him, and waitressed for two years.”

“Is that true?”

She flinches at my outrageous question.

“I’m sorry, Mom!” I take her hand. “I had no idea. I’d assumed…”

Her expression softening, she pats my hand. “That’s OK. I had assumed things, too. These details are clearly important to you. It follows now that I think of it.” She stands up. “I must check on that duck.”