I’ve made that so easy for everyone. Including myself.
Lucas wanting me without needing anything from me is the most terrifying thing I’ve encountered in years.
A second text arrives.
Lucas
Does your silence mean you’re sleeping or not proud?
Scottie
Neither.
I was thinking.
And I’m not *not* proud, but considering curfew is a baseline expectation, I’m not proud, either. More like neutral?
Lucas
Wow.
You thought my 100 today was basic and now following curfew is “neutral?” This hurts, Quinn.
Quinny the Pooh.
Scottie
No.
Not happening.
Lucas
Yes!
Quinny the Pooh.
It’s cute.
You’re cute.
Scottie
Bro
Lucas
Don’t bro me!
Scottie
Then don’t pooh me.
Lucas
Those two aren’t even in the same category.
Quinny the Pooh is cute.