Mom
Scottie, what about you?
Scottie
I just got promoted. Director of Player Personnel—I’ll be working directly with the Firebirds’ top prospects starting this season.
Mom
Scottie!! That’s wonderful, sweetheart!! So proud of you!!
Dad
That’s my girl! Tell us all about it!
Does this mean you’ll travel with the team?
Get a bigger office?
Scottie’s Boyfriend
wait WHAT does this mean youre my handler now
Dallas
Oh no. You thought she was bossy before …
Mom
Jake, this could be such a good thing for you both! Scottie, I imagine this puts you in a much better position to help coordinate with Doug directly?
I haven’t had a chance to respond to Dad’s question yet, and now that things are moving, I feel stupid going back to it. Especially when the conversation has shifted like it has. Like it always does.
So I let the shift continue.
Scottie’s Boyfriend
agent’s been talking to old spice about an endorsement deal btw but they want my press to stay clean
scot you got me??
Mom
JAKE!! That’s wonderful!! What great news!
Dad
Love to hear it, son.
Hudson
If anyone can keep Jake from imploding before opening day it’s Scot.
Dallas
And just like that I’m buying Old Spice again.
Scottie
