Okay, gang, what are we celebrating for everyone? Who’s going first?
Dallas
We got Mateo his passport and booked our flight to Mexico to visit Marisol’s parents next month. Bonus: no snowstorms in Puerto Morelos!
Mom
Take lots of pictures. And be sure to put sunscreen on my grandbaby!
Scottie
I want to see his baby passport! Send a pic.
Dallas
Why? Are you looking to steal my son’s identity?
Hudson
She already has a boy’s name. Mateo’s not that big a stretch.
Scottie’s Boyfriend
i’m not fake dating someone named mateo
Scottie
You’re technically not dating anyone, Jakey.
Hudson
You should be so lucky, Scot. Jake makes you look less like a spinster.
Dad
Son, you’re older than she is and haven’t been on a date in months. You might want to watch it.
Hudson
I’m too busy closing deals to date.
In fact, I closed on the Hartwell property today. Biggest deal of my career.
Mom
Hudson!! We are so proud of you!!
Dad
Great job, son!
Scottie’s Boyfriend
bro!! well done!
Dallas
Atta boy!
