“That…yeah, okay, you make a good point.”
“Though to be honest, this barely qualifies.”
“You don’t think this is a good sex scene?”
“He kisses her collarbone and then they look at each other while in bed. They could be searching each other’s faces for signs of rigor mortis. Both of them are barely moving.”
“They’re moving a tiny bit. His shoulder just jerked.”
“Oh man, that sounds hot. Shoulder jerking.”
“It looked kind of hot to me.”
“It looked like she was panicking.”
“Ah, so now you’re an expert on women’s facial expressions.”
“You don’t have to be to know she got nothing out of that. I bet he was one and done.”
“What the hell does one and done mean?”
“One thrust and done.”
“You can’t say that about Swayze.”
“I can and will and have.”
“But his hips though. His hip action.”
“All the hip action in the world can’t help you when you think collarbone kissing and some grinding is going to get her motor revving.”
“So what would get her motor revving?”
“Eating pussy would probably be a good start.”
She had been looking at him up until that point. But as soon as she heard the wordpussy,she had to glance away. It rang out like an alarm in the tiny room:turn back turn back turn back before it’s too late.The only problem was: she didn’t knowhowto turn back.
Or know why she wanted to.
“Okay. Okay but you just said yourself that this is a pretty tame movie. I mean it’s not like they can just show him…doing that to her.”
“Why?”
“Why what?”
“Why can’t they have him going down on her? They show guys getting blow jobs in PG-13 movies all the time. Hell, they do it in pretty family friendly comedies.”
“They do not. Name one movie where that happens.”
“Police Academy. Ghostbusters. Ace Ventura.”
She went to protest again, then stopped.
Mostly because her brain was already supplying the scenes he was talking about.
“Oh my god. Oh my god, you’reright.”
“I am as amazed as you are.”
