Honny
Skinny enough! I haven’t been a size 14 since sixth grade.
Faith
None of us have, Honny!
Honny
Well, I rest my case!
Joy
CHERRY! Where are you??? We are DYING to talk to you about this trailer!!
Honny
You shouldn’t mute the group chat, Cherry. What if something happened to Mom?
Faith
If something happens to Mom, you guys better use the other thread!
Today 9:10 AM
Cherry
If something happened to Mom, I hope you would CALL.
Joy
CHERRY!!!! THERE YOU ARE!!
Honny
I can’t believe you left us hanging for 14 hours!! Have you watched the trailer yet?
Cherry
Nope. And I’m not going to.
Joy
What?? You HAVE to watch it!!
Cherry
I don’t HAVE to do anything but pay my bills and feed Tom’s dog.
Faith
Cherry! Where were you last night? We were worried.
Cherry
I went to a concert, and then I went to sleep. Unburdened by Tom’s movie trailer.
Honny
