Honny
Starvation?
Joy
Melissa McCarthy would have been great—she has Cherry’s dimples!
Honny
Melissa McCarthy has your dimples, Joy. Get over yourself.
Joy
Cherry and I have the SAME dimples!!
Faith
Doesn’t it feel kind of weird to watch real people play these characters?
Honny
Were you expecting a cartoon, Faith? We knew that the movie wasn’t animated.
Faith
I don’t know what I was expecting... I’m so used to seeing the characters in a comic strip, and then suddenly there they were on screen—real people. But not the *actual* real people. It kind of gave me the heebie-jeebies.
Joy
CHERRY, WHERE ARE YOU?? HAVE YOU WATCHED IT YET???
Honny
Text her, Joy.
Maybe she has the group chat muted.
Faith
Shouldn’t we be talking about all this on the “SISTERS” thread, with Hope?
Honny
No dice—this is a fat-girl-only conversation. No skinnies allowed.
Faith
You can’t say that about everything, Honny.
I don’t like having a group chat called “NO HOPE.” It’s perverse.
Honny
I only named it that so that we don’t accidentally hurt Hope’s feelings!
Joy
What size do you think Hope is these days? Maybe a 12 or 14?? Does that count as “skinny”???
