Zhuri reaches into her own box now, grabbing the trophy with a bed on top.“Most likely to have a one-night stand…” Theo starts standing before she can even say his name. “Clearly, you agree with us.”
Theo laughs and proudly displays his trophy. “Might as well just own it, right?”
The trophy with a married couple on top is next.“Most likely to be late to their own wedding…” I smirk. “Reggie!”
Reggie’s wife laughs hysterically as he walks up to me. “I fucking hate all of you.” His words don’t land the way he wants because he’s smiling as he says them. “I was stuck in traffic.”
“Which made you late, Wilder.” I clap a hand on his shoulder. “You earned this trophy, man.”
We keep moving through the team, handing out trophy after trophy of the most ridiculous things we could think of.
Most likely to own the most pets?That goes to Aili, who apparently shares five dogs with her wife.
Trophy with a Ghostface mask? That’s for Bruno,Most likely to die first in a horror movie.
Venda?Most likely to trip over air.
Lina?Most likely to get distracted by a cute dog.
Marie isMost likely to blab a secret.
Avery isMost punctual.
Amalia is theMost likely to have read the most books. She apparently has an entire library at her house in the suburbs.
Michael ends up with the cell phone trophy forMost likely to take a week to reply to a text.
Zhuri grabs the next trophy, one with a racecar.“Most likely to win at go-karting… Elisabet!”
She laughs as she grabs the trophy, and I add, “We figured that was close enough to Mario Kart.”
Bet winks. “I’ll kick your ass at Mario Kart anytime you want, Kovacic.”
“Most likely to have a secret affair…” I hold up the trophy with theshhhemoji. “Sidney!”
Sid stares at me with wide eyes. “What? Why would you think that?”
“You don’t tell us shit about your relationships,” I shrug. “As far as we know, you could be dating someone right now and haven’t told us.”
“Nope,” he says quickly. “Still single.” Sid grabs the trophy and hurriedly sits back down.
That was fucking weird.
Zhuri grabs the trophy with a pair of lips, looking right at our pink-haired friend.“Most likely to make out with a stranger… Isla!”
Isla struts over to us and takes a bow with the trophy in hand. “Not ashamed of that one bit.”
The next trophy has a giant three on it.“Most likely to fantasize about having a threesome… Asher!”
Asher falls off the back of the sofa, rubbing his hip as he stands himself up. “What makes anyone think I’ve fantasized about having a threesome?”
I cock my eyebrow.“Haveyou?”
He grumbles something that sounds likeyesas he snatches the trophy, chuckling as he walks back to his seat.
Zhuri holds up the trophy with a heart.“Most likely to marry their high school sweetheartgoes to Lev!”
Lev takes a hard swallow and forces a smile. “I didn’t get that lucky,” he says quietly, still thanking Zhuri for the trophy.
