“Look at the dummy back in love,” Landon tried to whisper to my OG, but we heard him.
“Ain’t even hold off a month.”
“Daddy, I didn’t know you was a dummy. You didn’t go to college?”
“Yes, I did, Jam. Don’t listen to them. Remember, your GG is old.”
“And she smells like old people candy.” I almost choked on my own spit. Especially, when I looked up and saw how my mama was looking.
“Jam, what did I tell you about saying whatever comes to your mind? Sometimes, what you think is curiosity can be offensive to others.” Brianna looked horrified, but I was loving this shit. Twin had met her match.
“Dang, nana I ain’t never seen you speechless. Mila don’t be coming for my girl like that. We gone have to fight.” Landon joked as he walked over to her and picked her up.
“Mommy, is it offensive to tell someone they are musty?” We all looked at Landon and fell out laughing as he dropped her back down.
“Yes, baby. It is. Come here, Jam.” I intervened and picked my baby up.
“She ain’t said nothing wrong. These two always trying to go at somebody else, but they just got humbled by a five year old. You get to go on a shopping spree for that.” I tickled Mila as she giggled without a clue she had offended everybody in the house.
“How about you, your magician of a baby mama, and that smart mouth heffa get out of my house.” My OG was rolling her eyes and her neck, so I knew she was hot.
“I’ve been put out of better places, butter scotch.” She threw a pillow at me as I walked towards the door. “Landon, bring yo ass before I leave you here.” He hugged my mama before we all walked out the door laughing. I could never get enough of this.
****
Pulling up to the house, I looked over at Brianna and she was knocked out. We just left the stadium and it only take twenty minutes to get home. Her mouth was open, and slob wasrunning down the side of her chin. I don’t know why, but seeing her comfortable like this had me envisioning this for our life. Reaching over, I moved her hair behind her ear before nudging her to wake her up.
“Hey big head, we home.” She jumped up and looked around as if she forgot where she was. Wiping her mouth, she blushed at me as if she was embarrassed.
“Twenty minutes. Come on before you get that hot ass slob in my good leather.” We climbed out, and I grabbed Mila from the backseat who was also knocked out. “You would think it’s three in the morning the way yall acting.”
“You forgot she’s normally sleep by eight thirty, but she was determined to watch you play.”
“Yeah, now we have to work on her cheering for my team. She was screaming with joy every time they scored. Fuck you teaching her?”
“She knows a ball hogging show off when she sees one.” We both laughed as we took her to my guest room, and I laid her down. Removing her clothes, I pulled out some pajamas, but Brianna stopped me.
“She only likes to wear the blue ones on Friday’s.” Nodding I grabbed the other pair out of her bag. Once I was done getting her settled, I got ready to walk out of the room, but Brianna was staying behind.
“What you doing?”
“I ummm. I didn’t know where I should go.”
“Mannnn, if you don’t bring yo humble head ass on.” Giggling, she followed behind me. When we got in my room, she stood off to the side. “You can stay in here, and I’ll sleep in my other room. It’s right across from Mila, so I’ll be able to get to her if she wakes up scared.” Brianna nodded, but she looked disappointed.
“Okay.”
“What’s wrong?” She shook her head, but I walked up to her and could see she was getting nervous. “You want me to stay in here with you, baby mama?”
“I’m fine,” she said with more attitude than she realized. Grabbing her by her ass, I pulled her into me.
“Tell me you want me to stay?”
“I want you to stay, dang!” Placing my lips on hers, I kissed her hard. It’s been a minute since I had some pussy. Hell, it was before I found out about Mila.
“Take this shit off and go wash that mufucka.” Usually, Brianna got a lot of shit to say, but this time, she did as I asked in a hurry. Shorty ma was running to the bathroom causing me to laugh. It must have been a minute for her ass too. Removing my clothes, I climbed in the bed and waited for her to get out. I showered at the stadium before I came out, so all I had to do was wait on her to come put a nigga to sleep.
30-BLAISE MONROE