I don’t know why I asked you guys to help
Troy
It’s because you love us >
Do I?
Troy
You have to love me
Only because you married my sister
Troy
And here I thought I was your favorite person on the team!
Noah
Hey, that’s me! I’m his bestie
Cash
Shouldn’t it be me because I set him up on the date?
Noah
You don’t win by default, Willy
Cash
And you don’t win because you’ve known him the longest
Noah
That’s exactly why I should win! Nick, tell him
I’m ignoring you guys
Troy
What? Why?
Cash
It’s because of Noah. See, you made it worse
Noah
Fucker! I did not
It’s because I’m on a date and don’t need you guys arguing over who I love most
Cash
Well, Caroline should be there soon. Don’t fuck it up. Piper likes her
I’m not going to >
