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Nate

i’m fine

it’s just the routine

not everything’s about feelings

Alex

I used to saystuff like that before therapy too

Jaime

Listen, idiot.

You’ve got half the league betting on whether you’ll cry or combust first.

So either go win this damn thing with your fake-girlfriend-soulmate

Or let me know where to send the sympathy cupcakes.

Hunter

Get it done, nate.

Dunno if she’ll go to OT buddy

Leo

The man once broke someone’s nose for chirping you.

And you can’t even look her in the eye?

Cash

…and on today’s episode of ‘Nate Has Feelings and We All Suffer’…

Leo

F WORD, CASH FUCKING HELL

Zeke changed the name of the chat to

‘Sad Himbo Support Squad’.

Nate has left the chat.

Jaime

He’ll be back

Nate turned his face into the couch cushion. Closed his eyes. He’d thought Holly was different. Hadfeltlike maybe he was finally someone worth choosing. But maybe he’d just been convenient. Useful. A weapon with rhythm.

And he was so fucking sick of being the damn weapon.

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WHY IS MY CHEST FULL OF WHISPERS?