Like a 6’4” baby swan who lost his favorite hoodie in the divorce
Hunter
If he doesn’t sort it, I’m putting cow shit in his gear bag.
Again.
Leo
Real talk, are you trying to lose?
Because she danced like she wanted to crawl inside your ribs and live there
and you looked like you were at her funeral.
Get your shit together, amigo.
Roman
[attached gif: someone getting body-checked into oblivion]
me to nate if he screws this up
Nate
did you all just form a support group to roast my ass
or do you have something helpful to add?
Zeke
It’s not a support group.
It’s a public health intervention.
You’re dragging the team vibe down like a sad prom playlist.
Nate
I’m not even in the state right now!
Zeke
Exactly, man.
That’s how bad it is.
Cash
Nah it’s actually beautiful
He fake dated her
Then real fell for her
Then got exposed mid-ice makeout and now he’s dancing like he lost custody of the dog
Iconic behavior
