3:33pm
I’m sorry I made you mad. I left the kitten at the vet’s office. They’ll find her a good home.
ME - 4:34pm
I’ve been in surgery all day, babe. I called the vet and paid the adoption fee. Go get her. Bring her home. That way, even when I’m not there, the house won’t be as coldor lonely.
ROSE - April 9th, 10:45pm
The kitten pooped outside her box.
10:46pm
I’m cleaning it up! I’m sorry. But in her defense, she was IN the box when it happened.
She just needs to work on her aim. She’s still learning.
10:54pm
What should we name her?
10:56pm
I think you should do the honors. It’s your house. Your kitten. I’m just the nanny who sleeps in your bed and enjoys the perks.
ME - 11:03pm
Call her Poopy McStinkypants. It suits her.
ROSE - 11:05pm
Absolutely not! She’s regal and beautiful and far too classy for such a silly name.
ME - 11:07pm
I thought you said I get to choose?
ROSE - 11:09pm
I changed my mind when I realized how ridiculous you are.
ME - 11:13pm
Joke’s on you. I needed to put a name on the adoption papers. She’s technically, officially Poopy McStinkypants. The ink is already dry, and registration has already been filed with the county. Too bad, so sad. Go to bed. It’s late.
ROSE - April 15, 12:38pm
Poppy saysheyyyyyy.
12:38pm
[pic attached]
12:39pm
She’s totally nailed potty training.
ME - 12:43pm
