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THE PRIVATE ONE.

Trey:

Babe I just dropped my coffee.

I need reimbursement.

Actually no I need emotional compensation.

Ruby:

PLEASE.

PLEASE STOP.

I’M STILL SHAKING.

Ava:

OKAY BACK UP.

What EXACTLY happened when Evan walked in???

Ruby:

NOTHING HAPPENED.

Trey:

Incorrect.

Everything happened.

I can sense it.

Sienna:

Were you sitting close?

Too close?

Illegal proximity close?

Ruby:

…I don’t want to answer that.

Ava:

OH MY GOD THEY WERE SHOULDER-TO-SHOULDER I CAN HEAR IT IN HER TEXT.

Trey:

Shoulder-to-shoulder is practically FOREPLAY in corporate environments.

Ruby:

IT WAS NOT FOREPLAY