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THE PRIVATE ONE.
Trey:
Babe I just dropped my coffee.
I need reimbursement.
Actually no I need emotional compensation.
Ruby:
PLEASE.
PLEASE STOP.
I’M STILL SHAKING.
Ava:
OKAY BACK UP.
What EXACTLY happened when Evan walked in???
Ruby:
NOTHING HAPPENED.
Trey:
Incorrect.
Everything happened.
I can sense it.
Sienna:
Were you sitting close?
Too close?
Illegal proximity close?
Ruby:
…I don’t want to answer that.
Ava:
OH MY GOD THEY WERE SHOULDER-TO-SHOULDER I CAN HEAR IT IN HER TEXT.
Trey:
Shoulder-to-shoulder is practically FOREPLAY in corporate environments.
Ruby:
IT WAS NOT FOREPLAY